Demi Lovato Up-Lyfting The Already Semi-Privileged

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I stopped using Uber when Lyft started promoting 50% off the same exact ride. If you’re going to hop in a complete stranger’s car who probably never received a proper background check, you might as well save some money... READ MORE

Christiana Cinn City A Dame to Spill For and Crap Around the Web

April 19, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Today's edition finds Madelaine Petsch looking scorching in a bikini, Olivia Munn looking leggy as hell, and Mr. Skin's tribute to the Top Ten Barbaras Who've Shown Bush! READ MORE

Danielle Bregoli Swapping Rap For Reality TV

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Danielle Bregoli getting her own reality TV show should make you feel like a failure. You’ve followed all of the rules your entire life and look how that’s paid off. You’re not an outlier like Danielle, who happens to... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Reveals Hilarious, Awesome, Important, And Unmissable Text Exchange With Jennifer Lawrence

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Do you ever wonder what a friendship is like between two self-obsessed bitches? Well you’re in luck, because even though she’s practically anemic, little skinny minny size six Amy Schumer was somehow able to work up the energy... READ MORE

Charlize Theron Depressed While Gaining Fifty-Pounds

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Undergoing dramatic weight change for a movie role seems very 2000’s, but Charlize Theron didn’t get the memo, and for her role in the Diablo Cody flick Tully, she packed on an impressive fifty-pounds. But life isn’t easy for... READ MORE

Female Comedian Files Restraining Order Against Trump For Laughs

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When being funny for a living isn’t working out for you filing a restraining order against the president should grab the attention your career as a professional comedian was lacking. I know most comedians inject themselves into certain situations... READ MORE

Open Post: Celeb Coachella Looks AKA Skanks In The Desert

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s like everyone from The Capital in The Hunger Games said “let’s kick it up a notch” and also “let’s be stupid whores.” And it just works.   COACHELLA DAY 2 A post shared by James Charles (@jamescharles) on... READ MORE

Aubrey O’Day Uses Barbara Bush To Sell Insta Clothes

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any of you secretly holding out hope that the Insta prostitutes we check out actually, deep deep down, have some stirring of feelings besides yeast infections are in for a disappointment today. Former Danity Kane lip-syncer and current nobody... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Forced Female Manager To Look At Her Snatch #MeToo

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If Mariah Carey wanted me to have a look at her cookie I would give that thing a gander. It’s impolite to turn down inspecting a woman’s money makers or muff. Unfortunately I wasn’t Mariah’s manager at the time... READ MORE

Claudia Romani Beach Inflatables and Crap Around the Web

April 18, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today's edition, we've got sexy GIFs of movie strippers, Victoria Justice leggy at Coachella, Iskra Lawrence's big beautiful booty, and much more! READ MORE