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Sit Back, Relax, and Unzip With the Naked News Labor Day Sale

While most news networks out there are steaming piles of hot garbage, Naked News knows what the people want - boobs, butt, and the bare minimum of bullshit. Sexy anchors give strip teases while they deliver current events and entertainment stories, meaning it's hard to focus on the news at all, meaning mission accomplished. This weekend only, you can get full access to the whole site - which includes naked yoga, I might add - for a mere $4 a month. I mean, if you can think of a better use of $4, let me know. 

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