Ian Somerhalder Tossed Nikki Reed's Birth Control Pills

You don't have to know the names of overtly good looking actors from CW shows to know the lady bloggers aren't going to find it cool when a husband independently tosses out his wife's birth control in order to get her pregnant.  read more

Aaron Hernandez' Baby Mama Suing NFL For Making Hernandez Suicidal

Shayanna Jenkins-Hernandez claims that Hernandez' advanced stage CTE, as explained best in the movie where Will Smith did a horrible accent, was the primary cause of his decision to hang himself in prison. read more

Emily Ratajkowski Calls Out Magazine For Lifting Her Jugs

Everybody's looking for a shot at nobility these days. If you're hot and well-off and living in a fancy loft in the Meat Packing District, you can only commit so much to the cause. read more

Herpes Vic Details Usher's Dick

Usher's "Jane Doe" herpes accuser has come out as Laura Helm, a self-described platonic acquaintance of Usher prior to their sexual encounters. Or exactly the reason you have platonic acquaintances of the opposite gender. read more

Halle Berry Dips Back Into Younger Man Waters

There is absolutely nothing wrong with an older woman who keeps herself in shape and likes to bang. You should be so lucky to know one. Crepe skin isn't a thing when she's on top and screaming out Jehova! read more

Rosie O'Donnell Trolls Her Own Pregnant Daughter

Rosie O'Donnell has a number of messed up ex-wives and adopted kids. That would seem to be a poor reflection upon her. She's yet to undertstand that part. For how much she publicly loathes Trump, they certainly are similar in regard to limited self-awareness. Also,... read more

Colin Kaepernick Awarded Week One NFL MVP

In a not so ironic twist, a guy not on any NFL roster was named the MVP of the first week of the football season by the NFL's Players Association. If you had no idea the NFLPA awards weekly MVPs, let alone to guys who aren't currently playing in the league, you're in... read more

Scottie Nell Hughes Claims Fox News Anchor Didn't Pay Up for Sex

The word "rape" is tossed about these days like former generations used to casually drop "lame" or "loser". If you're a woman wronged by a man in any way, it's rape. Apparently that includes banging the pork chops out of a fat Fox News host for the promise of future... read more

Pamela Anderson's Son Dresses Her

There are two reasons a grown son might dress his own mother. The first involve a series of limited but very popular category tabs on Xhamster. The second means you won't be attending his wedding to a woman any time soon read more

Jaime King Defends Defenseless Anorexic Models on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #102

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we defend gauntly Jaime King in her defense of unhealthily skinny models, come up with the definitive definition of the vastly overused word, "rape", discuss Ariel Winter's turning out at twelve in defense of her mom, sort of get... read more

Francia Raisa Gives a Kidney

Nature and nurture both work against Hollywood producing decent folk. Shallow people from hither and yon self-select themselves into the entertainment industry.  read more

Danielle Bregoli Lands Atlantic Record Deal (VIDEO)

Those parental cliches about eating your vegetables and studying and early to bed to ensure success in life seem particularly bullshit in the face of Danielle Bregoli landing a music contract with Atlantic Records.  read more