R. Kelly Sex Brigade and Ariel Winter Squeezings on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #94

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we imagine how shitty the R. Kelly Sex Cult will look on your future job applications, consider how far Disney can bend over for multiculturalists, wind down the Mattress Girl story with zero lessons learned, discuss the cynical... read more

Ashley Graham Drops Ten and Gets Naked

Every great feminist social cause on social media comes down to an excuse to get naked for clicks. All the tortured sidesteps and empowerment platitudes can't avoid the inevitable barely covered nude cheesecake selfies. The best body shaming and resist activists are naked... read more

Ladies Golf Losing Skin

If you had a standing bet that ladies golf couldn't become any more meaningless, you've lost. The LPGA is modifying dress code rules for the tour to prevent women from wearing tight or revealing tops and shorter skirts. Thus punishing the half dozen pro golfers who are... read more

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O.J. Simpson Not Written Up for Tugging Old Orenthal

Today's the day we find out if O.J. Simpson will be free to be glib and repetitive in second tier TV interviews for the next five years. O.J. hype is in full swing. It's like the circus came to town, and the sad elephants are back.   read more

Madonna Demands Her Worn Panties Back

Madonna filed a lawsuit against an online auction site from brokering offers for her panties. It's like Sixteen Candles, or Hot Zone, since they were a previously worn pair and supposedly in CDC deep freeze. read more

Saudi Miniskirt Chick Released By Cops

Feminists hate to rip on Muslims because they see themselves as similarly oppressed by Trump and his White Patriarchal Subjugation Brigade. It makes no principled sense, but imagine the level of intellectual honesty at feminist klatches read more

Kylie Jenner in Wax

The LOL acronym was invented so humorless women could pretend they get jokes. Numerous celebrity bloggers reported on the epic prank Kylie Jenner pulled on her family by standing indistinguishable next to her new Madame Tussaud's wax figurine. Not a one gleaned the irony... read more

R. Kelly Sex Cult Captive Releases Proof of Life (VIDEO)

A cult's not official until the perfectly coiffed milkmaids release videos insisting they're okay and happy at the compound.  read more

The R. Kelly Sex Cult Sounds Amazing

R. Kelly's lawyer would like you to know that he's not currently operating a sex cult with a half-dozen young women under his spell in Chicago and Atlanta condos. Though if he were operating such a sex cult, the women would all be of legal age. There's nothing illegal... read more

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Disney Buries the Old Kermit

Veteran Muppets employee Steve Whitmire was anointed Kermit the Frog after Jim Henson's death in 1990. The Henson family handpicked Whitmore out of the freaky hand stuffed puppet cult. He's been Kermit ever since, or until he got fired this past week for what the military... read more

Trump Babes Might Move the Needle

While college educated and TV actress white women are desperately distancing themselves from Trump via Starbucks latte clutching paid-time-off marches, they aren't all women. Some women voted for Trump. Others merely want you to have a non-partisan desire to finish on... read more

Ariel Winter Has a Point

Ariel Winter can discuss two topics. How people should leave her alone about wearing tiny outfits that show off her tits and ass. And how much she loves her boyfriend. In summary, she's like every other high school girl. Though she's 19 and never really attended.  read more