Huma Abedin Single and Ready to Mingle

As far as divorcee dating goes, if you're looking for a 40-year old anorexic Muslim chick with a husband of convenience in the slammer on sex crimes, a child being maintained somewhere by interns, and a best friend leading the #Resistance in a fat pantsuit, Tinder up Huma... read more

Miley Cyrus Brought Herself to Tears

Miley Cyrus has re-launched herself for the seventh time. Each launch generates tons of negative comments from the general public followed by tens of millions of dollars into the Miley Cyrus Foundation for a Kick Ass Life. read more

Nicki Minaj Secretly Sponsoring Village in India

Nicki Minaj took to Instagram to casually drop in a series of publicized photo posts that she's been financially supporting a village in India for the past couple of years. Minaj is so humble, nobody even know about it. read more

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Japan Has Shitty Billionaires

Yusaku Maezawa started an online clothing business in Japan at twenty-three. Within a decade he was a billionaire and spending his money on shitty imprint t-shirts and super expensive paintings. Last week he paid $110 million at auction for an untitled painting by black... read more

Elephant Hunter Crushed To Death By Elephant

It's impossible to argue with hunters over the legitimacy of their passion. The decent hunters blend seamlessly with the yahoos. The guys who respect nature are out there with the drunk dudes blowing birds away with AK's. read more

Danny Morais Ass Paint

If you can finger paint half decent in preschool, everybody in your family circle will insist you're born to be an artist. Your chances of growing from there into self-sufficient professional artist is now 1 in 500,000. Similar to the kid in fifth grade with the accurate... read more

Alyssa Arce Offends With Nudity (VIDEO)

Not everybody is happy with Alyssa Arce posting a video of herself naked in the shower. Ninety-percent of her Instagram audience are dudes looking to tug one out. Veiled nudity can be a hinderance to a copious sock ejaculate. read more

Katy Perry Hates Taylor Swift

Pop music star battles are the encephalitic younger cousins of rap star battles. Just smile and hand it that balloon it keeps staring at. read more

Weiner Down

Anthony Weiner will plead guilty to one federal charge of transferring obscene material to a minor. This is the fallout from Weiner's most recent sexting scandal where he once again claimed he got hacked and not to believe anything you read in the Daily Mail. read more

Racist Yale Dean of Anti-Racism Can't Be Fired Due to Racism

The best part about the self-proclaimed virtuous is waiting their inevitable fall from grace. It's that moment when the homophobic redneck from high school announces on Facebook he's managing a granola bar with his male life partner in Portland. read more

Amber Rose Hints at Fucking Jay Z

We've always had stupid people. There was simply never a way to raise a stupid person army until social media arose. You can now wrap yourself in a dummy quilt of daily beefs and perfect comebacks by, for, and between idiots. read more

Tanya Callau Gold Digging

Alan Thicke's two surviving sons Robin and Brennan are lining up against their stepmom who they claim is wrangling for more cash from their dead dad's estate during probate. Probably a little late for the stepmom's a gold-digger charges. read more