Blind Item: Director And B-List Wife Holiday Wine Bottle Hurling

Which director chucked a bottle of wine at his B-list wife before she slashed him with the broken glass? Your guess is as good as mine with this blind item. read more

Bella Hadid Robo Boobs In New York City

Beep boop bop boop beep. Japanese sex robot to the stars Bella Hadid let her tits spill out all over Brooklyn yesterday while recharging her batteries on the set of some porn photo shoot. People legitimately seem to care about these pap smear pics from the... read more

Jessica Chastain Told To Pipe Down By A-list Actor

Oh no he didn't. An unnamed A-list actor who seems to have a good head on his shoulders told Jessica Chastain to STFU after she discovered that Twitter is the perfect medium to open a heartfelt socio-political discourse. And of course to post that meme of Michael Jordan... read more

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Yes, We See Your Armpit Hair Gigi Hadid (VIDEO)

Lesser of two evils Gigi Hadid landed a video for the LOVE Advent Calendar, and is making herself stand out from the hordes of other powerful women with important things to say by flashing her armpit hair during a sweaty, empowering, and important workout. She's strong... read more

Taylor Swift Wrote A Vogue Poem

Let go of the ones who hurt youLet go of the ones you outgrowLet go of the words they hurl your wayas you’re walking out the doorThe only thing cut and dryIn this hedge-maze lifeIs the fact that their words will cutbut your tears will dry read more

Open Post: August Ames Dead Pornstar Homophobe Or Dead Pornstar Feminist?

August Ames is a pornstar who was alive up until yesterday - when she reportedly hung herself after getting into a Twitter brawl over her comments construed as either homophobic or #MeToo-worthy empowering depending on which side you dress on. The impetus for... read more

Lena Dunham: And I Helped!

Lena Dunham is the equivalent of that little attention whore in the Shake 'n Bake commercial swooping in at the last minute to take credit for something gross in the new piece from the New York Times. The spokesperson for straight women, straight men, gay women, gay men,... read more

Time's Person Of The Year A Bunch Of "Silence Breakers" But Mostly Taylor Swift

The magazine that your great-grandparents got all of their breaking Dust Bowl news from, Time Magazine, has managed to stay relevant for yet another year by awarding its Person of the Year distinction to a bunch of women who have experienced sexual... read more

Bryan Singer Fired, Suffers Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

Kevin Spacey's real-life BFF and the worst chaperone ever, Bryan Singer, is famous for a lot of things - mainly allegedly drugging and defiling teen boys in the 90's - but now he's back in the news for being an entitled and as of yesterday jobless little bitch. Singer has... read more

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What Vogue Editor Wrote About Taylor Swift Inc. Will Give You Diarrhea

I like to believe that Taylor Swift Inc. has reached the Born This Way era of her career - meaning that audiences are getting tired of her schtick, sniffing out the realization that she would refinance their mortgages at low low rates if she thought she could make a buck,... read more

Weekend TV Tits Roundup

Oh you wanted a twist? Starting right now we're going to cover weekend television tits and asses - which we're practically drowning in considering the fact that comedies and dark dramas alike know how to turn a girl out. read more

Britney Spears Case Of The Runs While Singing Elvis Live

You know it's going to be a good day when Britney Spears' handlers sprinkle out a trail of Zoloft to lure her in front of the cameras to sing live. The inexplicably still up and running Spears sports the hottest Kohl's prom dress a girl could get in 2002 while belting out... read more