Kanye West Weight Gain And Hair Plugs

Kanye West was caught by the paps barreling down a parking lot in Los Angeles looking like a random person's dad, complete with an extra forty pounds and some grid-like action on his head that sure looks like hair plugs to me. Oh dad, you're embarrassing me. But mostly... read more

Melissa Joan Hart's Vacation Inconvenienced by Hurricane Maria

Melissa Joan Hart was attacked on social media and eventually deleted her post on the worst thing that happened because of Hurricane Maria. How is it possible to have so much money in your possession and not pay someone to filter your insensitive stupidity.  read more

Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The difference between the original intro to Keeping Up With... read more

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Ian Somerhalder Tossed Nikki Reed's Birth Control Pills

You don't have to know the names of overtly good looking actors from CW shows to know the lady bloggers aren't going to find it cool when a husband independently tosses out his wife's birth control in order to get her pregnant.  read more

Lara Croft Reloaded Reboot Is Upon Us

Angelina Jolie fits the porn star aesthetic way more than Alicia. No one saw Tomb Raider for its strong female lead in the face of adversity. Movie tickets sold because men remembered Lara Croft was the closest thing to playable pornography taking place on PlayStation. read more

Aaron Hernandez' Baby Mama Suing NFL For Making Hernandez Suicidal

Shayanna Jenkins-Hernandez claims that Hernandez' advanced stage CTE, as explained best in the movie where Will Smith did a horrible accent, was the primary cause of his decision to hang himself in prison. read more

The Revenge Of Crystal

Crystal Workman whored out her daughter Ariel Winter when she was a child, and is now shocked and dismayed that her child turned out to be a whore. Crystal might not be very smart. Surprising for someone named Crystal. Winter recently elaborated on her emancipation from... read more

'The Deuce' is Droppin' Loads in This Week's Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

This week's Mr. Skin Minute shines a spotlight on a television SKIN.V.P. for 2017, HBO's new original series The Deuce. read more

Scarlett Johansson Still on the Rebound With Colin Jost

Scarlett Johansson wastes no time in her quest for new people to penetrate her. With her new daring dyke inspired look I can imagine she takes turns with her boyfriends alternating between being a top and bottom. read more

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Emily Ratajkowski Calls Out Magazine For Lifting Her Jugs

Everybody's looking for a shot at nobility these days. If you're hot and well-off and living in a fancy loft in the Meat Packing District, you can only commit so much to the cause. read more

Herpes Vic Details Usher's Dick

Usher's "Jane Doe" herpes accuser has come out as Laura Helm, a self-described platonic acquaintance of Usher prior to their sexual encounters. Or exactly the reason you have platonic acquaintances of the opposite gender. read more

Scott Disick Now Banging Nicole Richie's Younger Sister

I’m not sure who’s more at fault for this relationship. Scott for not giving dating a break to heal himself. Or Sofia for dating someone closer to her dad’s age. read more