Rumer Willis Jawline Bullied

Rumer Willis claims Vanity Fair Photoshopped her jaw to several evolution iterations past Cro-Magnon. Willis posted the previously unseen photo to Instagram then asked everybody to please remove it from their accounts. Somebody got into mom's Whip-Its. read more

Nicki Minaj And Madonna Fashion Forward

The Met Gala is New York's version of the Oscars, only you don't have to have a job to attend, just a really expensive dress. Until fully audited, consider it a fundraiser for the Metropolitan Museum which needs to remain open so student filmmakers at NYU have somewhere... read more

Novak Djokovic Humped The Third Rail

If you want to piss off the logical side of your brain, read the drivel that major sports outlets publish these days on women's sports. It's opinion wrapped in omitted facts supported entirely by a desire to be politically correct. Men's tennis player Novak Djokovic... read more

Nick Young Sexually Harasses Sexual Harassment Speaker

Alexis Jones who makes her living speaking to athletes about treating women respectfully claims Lakers players Nick Young and Jordan Clarkson came to a stop in their car next to her and her mother and made vulgar, sexually suggestive gestures. That's vague enough. I... read more

Blake Shelton Denies Mailbox Pissing

Celebrities not Tom Cruise don't usually sue the tabloids simply because it's a pain in the ass and they don't need whatever winnings are to be had at the end of the multi-year process. If you've ever stood in a checkout line at the grocery store you know that half of... read more

Kristen Stewart And Soko Seem Lesbian Happy

If chain smoking and denouncing your physical beauty doesn't buy you the loathing of your parents you're still seeking at twenty-five, there's always the conveniently unattractive French dyke girlfriend. Classic go-to. Stewart and the French singer Soko have been seen... read more

Jessica Alba Dirty Honest

Jessica Alba's Honest Company which sells environmentally and body sound products according to their pamphlets took another hit on that honest bit when the Wall Street Journal asserted that the company used the ingredient SLS in their laundry detergents. SLS is a... read more

Selena Gomez Babe In Paris

Selena Gomez looks like she got drunk with her middle school friends and stole her mom's clothes for dress up. If her mom worked the hustle in Topeka. I pictured what her tits look like then instinctively reported myself to the police. I was the nineteenth caller with... read more

Bearded Female Models and Kesha Rape Claims on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #36 (AUDIO)

After a two week break to join Scientology, then quit, then be run off the road by Scientology monitors, Matt and I returned to the troll infested quarters to record another podcast. So much shit went on in the past couple of weeks that we had to really focus on the... read more

Kim Kardashian Fights Nudity Shaming With More Nudity

Kim Kardasian's social media writers posting as Kim Kardashian took on the great names in Twitter battles like Piers Morgan, Bette Midler, and Chloe Moretz who had criticized Kardashian for posting a censored nude photo of herself on Twitter the day before. They expected... read more

Theo Huxtable Wants His Money

Struck by a selfless epiphany, Malcolm Jamal Warner wants to know why Bill Cosby's work is being removed from syndication while other sexual offenders in television and film seem unaffected by their own untoward sexual dalliances of the past. You look at just how the... read more

Kanye Pre-Apologizes Again

Kanye's new album is chock full of bravado lyrics about his conquests and power and the way his shoes always go perfectly with whatever outfit he chooses for the evening. None of this exaggerated bragging makes much sense to people not in the rap community who generally... read more