Weekend TV Tits Roundup

Oh you wanted a twist? Starting right now we're going to cover weekend television tits and asses - which we're practically drowning in considering the fact that comedies and dark dramas alike know how to turn a girl out. read more

Courtney Stodden Is Naked (Sort Of)

In a not entirely unexpected stretch up the ladder toward porn, eighteen year old Courtney Stodden finally got naked for the cameras. Fully naked except for the pearls. Only, she kept her modesty by keeping her nipples and box from showing. It's like watching one of... read more

Kate Upton mocked her ex on twitter

Kate Upton and Mark Sanchez only dated for about 20 minutes, and that was almost a year ago, but that didn't stop her from mocking him on twitter last night during the BCS Championship game because women are black hearted monsters. Sanchez of course is the, um,... read more

Jessica Alba in a bikini, before and after having a baby

That first picture of Jessica Alba bent over in a bikini in Miami is from 2007, you see it all the time, it's one of the most famous pictures on the internet and has more sentimental value to me than my girlfriend. The second one is from yesterday, in Mexico, 6 years and... read more

its Anne Hathaway, her vagina at the Les Mis premiere

I don't know if that SUV was that high on purpose, but if I was a producer and there was some famous hot girl in my movie, everyone would arrive at the premiere by monster truck or zip line. (images of hathaway at mondays premiere of 'les miserables' in nyc = splash,... read more

Bar Refaeli is tweeting bikini pictures again

Bar Refaeli went on twitter today to post another picture of herself in a bikini (which she's been doing a lot lately; the other ones are from last month). Guess I missed the memo that says to be popular on twitter you have to post a bunch of smut and raunchy pictures.... read more

Paz de la Huerta doesnt need some fancy dressing room

Boardwalk empire star Paz de la Huerta was walking around Miami with one of her beloved cigarettes, when she stopped to change out of her bikini into a little mini skirt. In a parking lot. An outdoor parking lot. At around noon. Then she got into a fancy car with some... read more

Uma Thruman is doing a porn movie

In what sounds like it would have been a much much better idea about 10 years ago, Uma Thurman has joined the cast of Lars von Trier's ‘Nymphomaniac', currently shooting in and around Cologne, Germany, and described as an "epic pornographic drama". As in, the actors... read more

Mila Kunis is Esquire magazines Sexiest Woman Alive

It's that - time - of year - again, when the persnickety queers at Esquire go on Google Trends to find a popular actress and pretend as if they like girls for more than shoe shopping and gossip. It's the 2012 Sexiest Woman Alive, the winner is Mila Kunis, and as always,... read more

Rihanna has this nifty new tattoo

What you see here is a tattoo of Isiris that Rihanna got last night in London, and about an inch above that are boobs, and then about a foot above that is her head. These things are listed in order of importance. She's annoying but this is a awesome tat. If i ever... read more

Kate Upton is in GQ, photogenic

Kate Upton is on the cover of the July issue of GQ, and as you can see she was practically naked. I wish I had known about this photo shoot because I would have taken a towel and covered her up. Covered her mouth, I mean, after soaking the towel in ether and then putting... read more

Madonna flashed her boob

Madonna, who turns 54 this summer, took her MDNA tour to Istanbul over the weekend, and mistaking the crowds polite enthusiasm for geriatric lust, she ruthlessly flashed her tit at them. If pure morbid curiosity forces you to watch the NSFW video, it takes less than 30... read more