Jeff Goldblum Wants Whatever Holly Willoughby Is Willing To Offer, Wink Wink

You should automatically expect anyone constantly dressed as GQ’s man of the month to try his luck with chicks all the time. No heterosexual man alive wakes up and purposely puts on a turtle neck without wanting attention from the opposite sex. read more

Demi Lovato Praised For Being Seventeen-Year-Old Cokehead

Demi Lovato stars in a new YouTube documentary titled Simply Complicated, and it turns out that she spent a good portion of her youth being simply a raging drug addict. She even goes into depth about simply punching the shit out of a backup dancer during her Camp Rock 2... read more

No One Wants Denise Richards' House

A million dollar discount is nothing to laugh at and it’s a better price drop than you’ll find on any Groupon. Denise Richards already ducked the HIV dilemma when she divorce Sheen, now she's desperate to sell her house. read more

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Britney Spears Handicapable Tit Artist

Britney Spears delivers the only funny Saturday Night Live skit I've seen in ten years in a new Instagram video demonstrating her surprising comedic chops. Or, she's proving that she's thriving with a severe mental handicap and should be applauded for knowing how to open... read more

Mischa Barton Sued For Backing Up Into A Building

Mischa Barton’s first mistake was looking towards Hollywood Medium to help her with her uncle’s unresolved death. And backing a U-Haul into a building wasn’t too far behind on her ever growing list of fudge ups. read more

Instagram Model Exposes NFL Coke Coach (VIDEO)

Sin City based Kijuana Nige outed Miami Dolphin’s offensive line coach Chris Foerster as an alleged coke head caught on camera. Doing lines and partying with the loose women of Las Vegas never ends well. But don’t tell that to Chris. read more

Kim Kardashian Says She Has, Like, Body Dysmorphia

The ladies of the Jenndashian brothel are revelatory statement Pez dispensers as they try to salvage a show people used to watch. On the most recent episode of No One's Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim continues to try to make her fake Paris robbery a thing while also... read more

Internet Loving Bella Hadid's "Dope" Shopping Trip

Bella Hadid sounds like a Japanese sex robot struggling with a 90's slang vocabulary upgrade in a new video released by Complex Magazine. And, she probably is. While shopping for sneakers in front of the cameras, Hadid uses the word "dope" with the frequency and... read more

Gal Gadot Hates America

Gal Gadot is about as charming as Natalie Portman's role in Black Swan as played by a skin tag during her appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. The thirty-two-year-old Israeli and Mr. Tears Of A Clown cover everything from her role in Wonder Woman to the... read more

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Kim Kardashian Pissed About Her Gross Fat Body (VIDEO)

Kim Kardashian has the misfortunate of looking at her non-photoshopped body in some pap pics in a new clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians. After she realizes that she isn't staring at a bewigged overfed centaur galloping through the grass, Kardashian criticizes the... read more

Taylor Swift Las Vegas Jackpot

Business savvy bowl of expired plain yogurt Taylor Swift would capitalize on a national tragedy if she could. And, she basically has. While some people waited in line for hours to donate blood to victims of Monday's horrific Las Vegas shooting - the deadliest shooting in... read more

Kendall Jenner Cries While Finally Addressing Pepsi Controversy

The only Jenndashian to give humanoid looks a go, Kendall Jenner, finally addressed her attempts at assuaging strained police and civilian relations with a can of Pepsi during last night's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kendall's chat with a porn star about... read more