Lindsay And Ali Lohan In Bikinis On A Yacht

Childhood trauma, drinking, drugs, anorexia, prison, failed careers. These are among the things that simply can't keep the Lohan sisters down. Those two chin-up girls donned some ill fitting bikinis for their respectively awkward shaped bodies and hit the high seas about... read more

Dina Lohan Is Managing Ali Lohan's Music Career

Mostly underwhelming 19-year old model Ali Lohan has apparently decided that she wants to focus more on her music career now – "Ali wants her new sound to be Miley Cyrus meets Lana Del Rey" – and according to Radar, she's wisely being managed by the most competent and... read more

Lindsay Lohan Obeying Her Sober Coach

Lindsay Lohan didn't leave rehab with just the Freshman Fifteen packed on, she got herself a Sober Coach who tracks her every move. Lindsay's also got Oprah now as her spiritual guide, like a fat Jiminy Cricket on her shoulder telling her all the shit she shouldn't be... read more

Ali Lohan Moves; Lindsay Helps

Ali Lohan was moving some of her shit in New York to a new apartment, and everybody was wondering what happened to her boobs. At least, I was. They done gone disappeared. Maybe in one of the bags. It got worse when Lindsay showed up to help her sister move her bulimia... read more

Lindsay Lohan's Sister Is Proud Of Her Name

Lindsay Lohan's younger sister, Ali Lohan, has been trying to get her foot in the modeling door for several years, which is probably why she was always out at night clubs with her sister until the early hours of the morning, for "research" and "networking". But the hard... read more

Ali Lohan is doing great

Some people think Ali Lohan is about to die because she clearly has an eating disorder, but I would argue that life isn't worth living if you don't have a nice ass, and this is as good as hers has ever looked. Is she so skinny now that gravity doesn't work on her... read more

Ali Lohan is still a fat ass

Lindsay Lohan doesn't have any friends of course, she spends most of her time with her defense attorney and her sister, so Ali was in Hawaii this weekend too. Ali is nothing but bones so I guess she's still trying to be a runway model, despite the fact that she's not... read more

why is Ali Lohan so thin all of a sudden

Oh. Oh never mind. I think I see what's going on now. (image source of lindsay yesterday after getting her hair done for 6 hours at byron and tracey in beverly hills = splash and fame) [gallery ids="893152,893162,893172,893182,893192,893202,893212,893222,893232"] read more

Ali Lohan is doing great

There's no reason to think Ali Lohan might have a potentially life threatening eating disorder, unless you're judging her just based on her weight and general appearance. Which seems pretty superficial of you. You're a real jerk, you know that! Her mom sure does! "Dina... read more

Ali Lohan, 17, gets botox

Let's just pretend for a second that making conclusions based on nothing more than pictures is something a responsible doctor would do and award another parenting gold medal to Dina Lohan, because a prominent Beverly Hills plastic surgeon says Lindsay Lohans 17-year-old... read more

please wash your hands after winning your oscar

Lindsay Lohan and her male middle aged Armenian sister worked their shift at some milkshake place last night, and at one point they gave Lindsay an Academy Award. It didn't make any sense of course, but neither did Ali and her monstrously untamed eye brows. Honestly, if... read more

damn you lindsay

God only knows how she's paying for it (blowjobs) but Lindsay rang in the new year in St Barths, and even though in the very first picture she looks like we would get arrested if we were walking around downtown together, she recovers quickly by showing her better than... read more