Alyssa Milano Financially Devastated

Alyssa Milano is the latest celebrity to sue her business manager for waking up in her 40's and being told she's broke. Milano claims she was swindled and misguided by the firm in charge of her finances, while the firm claims Milano spent like a fiend without care of... read more

Olivia Wilde Breastfeeding Points

There's a quiet dignity in being part of the hundred million women a year who breastfeed their babies without so much as a selfie or Instagram shoutout to woman power. At some point wealthy celebrity women having kids in their 30's decided that snapping photos of their... read more

Alyssa Milano Is the Rambo of Breast Feeding Wars

To survive a war, you have to become war. Fuck yeah, Alyssa Milano. Until every last sock puppet account you invented to criticize your nursing has been suspended, you keep that #normalizebreastfeeding running like it's a real thing. It's real to you. There's no shame in... read more

Daytime Talk Shows Are For Healing (VIDEO)

Watching chunky lady talk show porn piggy back off one another for masturbatory ratings tears is fascinating. Oprah secured a big get for her show nobody knew was still on the air when she got the cute little ragamuffin kid from Who's The Boss to admit on national... read more

Alyssa Milano Still Fighting Breastfeeding's Last Battle

Alyssa Milano took to social media with more breastfeeding photos and a tongue in cheek remark about suckling her child until age six like women used to do after shitting in the bushes and foraging for bugs. Milano's life's work is to reveal the presence of an... read more

Alyssa Milano, Not Without My Baby Milk

Fucking Brits confiscated Milano's bottled of freshly pumped teat juice at Heathrow Airport because they have a rule limiting liquids to 100 ml containers, which I'm told is about four ounces. They do make an exception for larger quantities of baby milk on the off chance... read more

Alyssa Milano Breastfeeds on Camera, Again

You have to feel for the demure Alyssa Milano when that little attention whore baby demands milk from her completely unfettered tit on camera. Anybody's who's nursed a child knows how many thousands of pictures of your bare tits exist on your iCloud alone. Forget... read more

Alyssa Milano Works Them Bigguns

Ever since Alyssa Milano and her mom went Lone Ranger and Tonto across the Internet lassoing up all her titty pictures, she's felt a certain sense of regret. This roundup occurred before the science had been settled as to how amazing a career boost having your tubes... read more

Alyssa Milano Wants More Attention

Inserting yourself into a controversy that doesn't actually exist is a tried and true way of receiving media attention. Alyssa Milano is complaining about the outrage over her breastfeeding pictures on Instagram while Kim Kardashian can pose naked and nobody seems to... read more

Alyssa Milano Posts Titty Photo Without Irony

It seems like just yesterday Alyssa Milano and her mom were suing everybody with a dial-up and a dick for passing around photos of Alyssa topless. Those Brave Internet Warriors were on the front lines preventing the digital landscape from turning into a pornographic... read more

Alyssa Milano Done Got Fat Shamed

Fat shaming started when chubby people stopped being tribal kings with access to abundant food sources and just lazy bastards with bullshit glandular issues. It's only been officially called fat shaming since the big and chunky tried to reclaim their jiggling figures as... read more

Alyssa Milano Still Using Her Boobs To Sell

Remember when Alyssa Milano and her annoying helpful mom started suing everybody to get her racy photos off the Internet? Those were fun days. When the Internet was in its infancy and people thought that they could hold back the tide with their little buckets and a whole... read more