Angelina Jolie Insists She's the Same Old Anorexic Angelina As Before

Jolie has appeared rail thin for many years now. It's easy to write this off as a natural body frame for Jolie. Much like her admitted cocaine and heroin consumption were natural sources of nutrition. read more

Angelina Jolie Vs African Warlord

When Angelina Jolie isn't busy rescuing kids from some area in Africa to claim for adoption, she’s busy trying to rid the world of war criminals. What a selfless woman.  read more

Selena Gomez Makes the Money, Rolls the Nickels, and Shit Around the Web

  NSFW tattoo pics, January Jones nipples, and more! read more

Angelina Jolie People Magazine Famous

When the editors behind People Magazine aren't detailing a Z-list celebrity's dramatic weight loss and skin removal or exploring the daily life of the twelve-hundred-pound star of some unholy TLC reality series, they're usually dredging up banal confessions... read more

Emotional Abuse Enthusiast Angelina Jolie VS. Vanity Fair

The third world's very own Baby Jane, Angelina Jolie, recently came under fire for her casting techniques leading up to the filming of First They Killed My Father, as detailed by writer Evgenia Peretz in Vanity Fair. They involve a potentially emotionally abusive game... read more

Angeline Jolie Martyrs Like No Other

Hollywood loves to dole itself out awards. Save for the most honest categories. Like biggest martyr. Literally everybody's in contention. But Angelina Jolie likely slides in for the win.   read more

Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron Bride War

Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron are in a professional battle that you hope doesn't spread into name calling over who has the better heeled third world adopted children. The two are fighting for the upcoming casting of Bride of Frankenstein. read more

Brad Pitt Has Softened

Watching the Brad Pitt of 2017 is like watching a player who stayed too long in the game. This guy was once your hero. Now he's broken and passed around by sailors in the boiler room who haven't seen a dame in three months.  read more

Alicia Vikander Feminist Lara Croft

The first official set pictures of Alicia Vikander as Lara Croft are here. Lara wears sensible cargo pants now, which means she’s a feminist. Or maybe she’s a lesbian. Guys who first jacked off to Lara’s cone tits in the original 1996 Tomb Raider game might prefer... read more

Angelina Jolie Eats A Tarantula

Angelina Jolie appears to be doing some image rehab since it became pretty obvious she was lying about Brad Pitt hitting his kid. She had zero concern involving her adopted brood into her own psychological turmoil in an effort to get back at her father.  read more

Angelina Jolie's Pre-Cogged Mastectomy Cost Us All

Back in 2013, Angelina Jolie fired off an op-ed to the New York Times about the breast cancer gene in her family and her decision to mastectomy herself in advance of ever possibly coming up positive. Some time later she would speculatively cut out all of her female... read more

Angelina Jolie Master Plans

According to sources that keep ringing TMZ's ear, Angelina Jolie's master plan remains a move to England with her six United Colors of Benetton kids and an ultimate push for the Secretary General of the United Nations gig. She remains the only attractive women ever to be... read more