Joe Simpson Alley Catting

Since leaving his leather pants ministry-ship and heterosexual marriage, Joe Simpson has spent the better part of his days hanging by pools and pretending to be a talent manager. It's unclear who he manages outside of one young model, Jonathan Keith, with whom he travels... read more

Ava Sambora Looks Just Like Her Mom Never Did and Shit Around the Web

Whenever a famous hot actress or model has a growing up daughter the media insists on mentioning repeatedly how she's an exact replica of her mom. That's never true. Sometimes she's not nearly as good looking, sometimes she's better looking. It's rude to note the... read more

Ava Sambora See Through Bikinis

What if Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora made a baby and she turned eighteen and started modeling revealing bikinis? That immortal question didn't take long to answer. read more

Ava Sambora in A Bikini

This is being dubbed Ava Sambora's first modeling gig. That does little to explain what she was doing up until eighteen. Or why she's wearing a bikini your grandma felt lame in back in the 50's. Not exactly the butterfly moment. If she's truly blessed she'll continue to... read more

Ava Sambora in A Bikini

There's that moment when a celebrity teen daughter decides that her plan become a nurse to tend to men with groin boils in the remote Philippines atolls just sounds like way too much work. Being somewhat attractive and having famous parents opens up so many less involved... read more

Ava Sambora in A Bikini Playing Volleyball

Ava Sambora is right at that target Phil Robertson age for marriage. I'm sure Richie Sambora would be open to granting his blessing. Not like he age-gated all the girls rushing backstage at Bon Jovi concerts back in the day. You could save Ava the future heartache of one... read more