Demi Rose Teardrop Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

Celebs in the pumpkin patch, horror movie hotties, and more! read more

Kelly Rohrbach Roars Back and Shit Around the Web

Celebs in swimming pools, nudity filled DVD releases, and more! read more

SI Models Are Victoria's Secret Models With Clothes On

Try to imagine the last sports article you read on Sports Illustrated. Selling half naked chicks is much easier. Trust me. SI's now running the swimsuit models year round in events designed to remind you to keep them somewhere in their spank bank folder on bookmarks. read more

Barbara Palvin Wears A Bikini Top For L'Officiel Paris

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Barbara Palvin In A See Through Dress

Given some time, I take back every mean thing I just said about Europe. They do have better magazines and tons of girls who think nudity is more than natural. They don't just take off their tops when it's time to burn the bras and protest double standards on the... read more

Barbara Palvin Models Bikinis For The June 2014 Issue Of Harper's Bazaar Spain

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Barbara Palvin Goes For A Swim Nude And Covered For Marie Claire

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Barbara Palvin Models Bikinis For Twin-set Beachwear

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Barbara Palvin Models Lingerie

There are two types of young Eastern European supermodels. The ones currently fucking either Leonardo DiCaprio or Gerard Butler, and the ones who seem to get mixed up with foppish characters from British boy bands. The ones who bang the former seem to do better for... read more

Barbara Palvin In Lingerie

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Barbara Palvin Is Especially Good Looking

Barbara Palvin is the best looking Hungarian woman I know. Then the same commentary as below about Madalina Ghenea and Romania. Including that part about the Danube. I really should travel more to inform my opinions on people in foreign countries. Though that does seem... read more

Terry Richardson Gays His Way Into So Much Pussy

In my next life, I'm coming back as the guy everybody thinks is gay. It's such a better play than this being gay on the down low business. All that gets you is anxiety and the AIDS. But the former, oh, man, the guy everybody assumes is gay gets so much access to women.... read more