Armless Chick Weds

The chick who got her arm bit off by a shark and continues to surf until that fucker comes for her other got married to a guy who either loves her unconditionally or has an unacknowledged fetish. Bethany Hamilton tied the knot but really that's beside the point and we're... read more

One Armed Surfer Expecting

Bethany Hamilton, who held the Oprah crowd's attention span for a brief period after her arm was bitten off by a shark, is pregnant. Had it been cancer they wouldn't have noticed. Hamilton still surfs five hours a day, and recently went on The Amazing Race with her youth... read more