Hugh Hefner's Wife Removes Implants

Hugh Hefner's wife Crystal suffers from lyme disease and toxic mold syndrome, which is something you probably get from making out with Hugh Hefner. To combat these ailments she had her fake tits removed. Medically speaking this seems like a dubious claim yet having... read more

Celebrity Model Chicks Celebrate The Super Bowl

Super Bowl Sunday is a big day for girls with big yabbos to post pictures of themselves on Instagram. Nobody but your mother and your astrologist are going to look. Go ahead and try out some football themed shots of your tits. It's like free skate. Sketch a few new poses... read more

Crystal Hefner In A Bikini At Joanna And Marta Krupa's Birthday At Rehab Pool Party In Las Vegas

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Hugh And Crystal Hefner Are Pretty Fucking Creepy

Somebody pulled the old man from his sarcophagus and dressed him up like Robin Thicke so that his young bride would finally look like she had a purpose for being bent over in a tight dress. The two of them together looked like a wax exhibit at the Boner Kill Museum. More... read more

The Captain Is Still at the Helm

I guess the good part about getting old is you start to forget shit more easily. Like, your signature magazine business is tanking or what seems like yesterday you were wearing a robe, smoking a pipe, and looking down to see Barbi Benton gobbling your knob. So that... read more

Crystal Hefner in a Bikini

If you're Hugh Hefner's wife, you'll take any excuse to get out of the mansion. You can only stare at the old man in his cryogenic tube for so long before you need the real comfort of total strangers checking out your tits in a bikini. Crystal Harris isn't great at... read more

Crystal Hefner Is An American Hero

Charlie Sheen was scheduled to be the celebrity host of this past Saturday's Memorial Day Weekend Salute pool party at the Sapphire Pool and Day Club in Las Vegas, and of course he bailed on that. Maybe he was caught up in filming a scene for a movie or his show, or... read more