Two Boring Forgettable People Divorce

Fergie and Josh Duhamel have called it quits after eight years of marriage. The union never really seemed like it would work. And, it didn't. Fergie is best known for playing the titular Beast in Beauty and the Beast and Duhamel is that guy who was in that thing. While... read more

Fergie Humiliation

A new teaser for the visual experience aims for high art but lands on an American Horror Story intro. Take what Lady Gaga was doing ten years ago, throw in a perfume commercial, Baz Lur's Romeo +Juliet, and a promotional video for an edgy celebrity retirement home, I... read more

Fergie In A Tiny Bikini In Hawaii And Shit Around The Web

Fergie Bikinis in Hawaii like a good little MILF. Though she's neither little or that good. Still, MILF. read more

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Fergie Seems Cooked

Every star talks about going out on top. Few do. Jeter put a date certain on his time and left. Big Papi is going out one of the best hitters in the game. Also, ten muscles sizes bigger than he started. A-Rod waited until it was painful. So did Kobe. Money is often... read more

Fergie Goes Tits Large

Fergie got huge new cans. They're fairly spectacular. Like Clemens or Bonds ass injection marks at forty-one, assume Fergie just added three to four more big money years to her career. Worth noting, Clemens and Bonds were talented before the PEDs. read more

M.I.L.F. $ Isn't Even Trying (VIDEO)

Fergie and Will.I.Am produced a new music video that backed into a song that may be the worst four minutes of musically arranged crap ever. Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian release computer baked dance tracks every couple of years because dudes in the Middle East who can't... read more

Sad Looking Halloween Celebs

Halloween is supposed to be the happiest drunkest place on earth. But sometimes being young and beautiful and affording the expensive tampons just isn't enough. Aw, Petunia, you've got yourself a case of the miserables. It was hard not to notice how many chicks looked... read more

Steve Ballmer Apparently Loves Fergie

Remember when nerds were fat dumpy awkward dudes with Aspergers when we still called it spastic? I miss those nerds. Now everybody with a high IQ and a chip on their shoulder from being born without athletic ability is looking to lay waste to the digital landscape. Steve... read more

Fergie Relives Pissing On Herself (VIDEO)

Fergie opened up about that time she pissed all over herself onstage, either to generate promotion for her new album or because she was wasted and about to pee on herself again. There's not really much to the story according to Fergie, she just really had to piss and... read more

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Josh Duhamel Looks Miserable

The last time I saw this face was on James Gandolfini a month before he passed. It's overwhelmed man face. Josh Duhamel has it going on in spades. Getting around with the ladies in Hollywood was no problem for this famed cocksman, but nurturing a blown up Fergie through... read more

Fergie Is Legally Changing Her Name To Fergie

Black Eyed Peas singer Stacy Ferguson is more commonly known to fans of really generic pop music as Fergie, while fewer people know her as Mrs. Josh Duhamel. But as she's set to soon give birth to the couple's first child, Fergie decided that after almost five years of... read more

Ever Get the Feeling Bill Clinton Is Staring at Your Tits?

I can respect consistency. Yeah, it's not so classy I suppose for a gentleman and ex-President to keep peering down at the cleavage of every woman he ran into at a fancy ball in Vienna. And, yes, most men would distinguish between checking out Fergie's swollen mammaries... read more