Gigi Hadid's Racism Bites Back At Victoria's Secret

The lesser of two evils, Gigi Hadid, has announced that she will not be heading to China for the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and many are speculating that her absence is more of a national policy than a whim decision due to a racist video featuring Hadid that... read more

Diane Kruger Vogue Smolders and Shit Around the Web

Sexy stars in one-pieces, streaming nude scenes, and more! read more

Gigi Hadid Underwhelms

I thought people turned to Vogue for aspirational fashion. Not to dress like a woman Cara Delevingne would Snapchat herself tongue fucking in an Urban Outfitters changing room.   read more

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Gigi Hadid's Twin Dutch Model

A plus-sized Dutch model by the name of Iza IJzerman is being hailed as the second coming of international modeling sensation Gigi Hadid. The resemblance is striking, though you can't throw a rock in the Netherlands without hitting someone with blonde hair and blue eyes.... read more

Zayn And Gigi Gender Fuckers For Vogue

Celebrity couple Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid break zero ground in their new self-assessed groundbreaking spread for Vogue titled "Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik Are Part of a New Generation Embracing Gender Fluidity." These pioneers for gender fluidity are like explorers landing... read more

Jeana Turner Pimping H2OMG and Shit Around the Web

Gigi Hadid spandex superstar, this weekend’s hottest stars, and more! read more

Gigi Hadid Snapping Taylor Swift

Gigi Hadid was spotted putting on a three-ring circus for paparazzi Thursday night. She has to make up for lost publicity as the only famous Instagram prostitute not backpedaling fast from promoting the Fyre Festival. read more

Bella Hadid Won Fashion Week

Breathless female bloggers love to employ the term "won" in headlines to describe some celebrity chick wearing a funky heart hat on Valentine's. She won Valentine's. It doesn't make sense, unless you've never played sports and your dad not so secretly always wished you... read more

Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid Keep a Straight Face

You keep waiting for some fashion designer to sheepishly admit their entire industry is a sham. A middle school girl could illustrate the same rehashed apparel cutouts to her Surinamese slave seamstress teams and produce a tiny jacket.  read more

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Gigi Hadid Is Your Model of the Year

Gigi Hadid was named Model of the Year by the international body that oversees such accolades and accreditations. Worth noting that there is no similar designation for nuclear physicists. read more

Gigi Hadid Also Has a Disease

While Gigi Hadid's sister and mother must contend with self-diagnosed lyme disease and the various available Amazon home-blood transfusion kits that go with, Gigi has herself been keeping silent about her own Hashimoto's disease. read more

British Chicks Seem Less White Than Usual

Sane people acknowledge that fashion is a farcical avenue for ambitious gay men to subjugate women entirely for the purpose of making money and living fabulously. Or they will one day. It's for women and men who have no interest in sports. Russell Wilson and similar... read more