Hailey Baldwin Receives Jesus Despite

Hailey Baldwin pretends to be a real life model in the new Fashion Magazine, where she talks about being a marginalized Christian and her struggles Internet bullying. Dumb cow. Kidding. Baldwin is the jizz and egg scramble that came from Stephen and Kennya Baldwin, so... read more

Celebrity Offspring Audition For Victoria Secret Angel Position

Slap a celebrity's face on advertisements and you've just validated very poor quality panties for the overly impulsive to purchase. So what if the majority of your customer base can't fit what you sell. read more

Fyre Festival Promoter Arrested

The measure of smarts is inversely proportional to how affirmatively you describe yourself with a fake title. Trade a million tech disruptors for four Asian computer nerds if you want your business to live.  read more

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Vanessa Hudgens Nipping Out and Shit Around the Web

The Bunny Ranch, photoshoot nip slips, and more! read more

Hailey Baldwin Is Maxim's Hottest

There became no real point in bagging on Maxim's Hot 100 list. Whatever it was before, it transitioned fully into a corporate publicity tie-in contest the day they named Miley Cyrus the hottest chick in the world a few years back. It was an obvious ploy to ride the... read more

Kendall Jenner Pulling Back on KUWTK

After ten years sharing her deep thoughts and shallow constitution on her family's reality show, Kendall Jenner is leaving to focus on her modeling work. She calls modeling her first love. Shopping for pretty scarves and trying not to bite her nails came in tied for... read more

Hailey Baldwin Isn't Really Pissing

Hailey Baldwin is super famous model for reasons nobody can explain with a straight face. She's the fifth hottest girl in her family. Nobody's heard her speak. That's as close as you may come to unraveling the mystery.   read more

Hailey Baldwin Conflicted

Hailey Baldwin was raised by born again religious skateboarding fanatics so it's no surprise she turned out kind of off. She recently gave an interview discussing her "spirituality", which is a term people from big cities use to describe beliefs which have no rational... read more

Hailey Baldwin Piling Up the Tiny Tats

There was a time when commercial product filled girls magazines cautioned teens about smoking or unprotected sex or tattoos. That was from the beginning of time up until a few years ago. read more

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Hailey Baldwin Bikinis In Turks And Caicos And Shit Around The Web

Hailey Baldwin and a friend bikini in the Caribbean. Not exactly two Stephen Hawkings here. As if the world needs more smart dudes in wheelchairs. read more

Kendall Jenner Turns 21

Kendall Jenner turned 21 so the family dressed her up like Tony Montana's trophy wife and hosted a birthday party at a rented out club in Hollywood. All the big names in whoring were there. Most notably her sisters, who presented her at the end of the evening with a car... read more

Kylie Jenner And Hailey Baldwin Empire Building

Kendall Jenner officially declared her sister Kylie's new blond hair as "sick". It's like a nod from Dumbledore at Hogwart's that you're doing alright by the magic school. It's weird to see these teens out on the town in light of the fact they're all multi-millionaires at... read more