Spice Up Your Sex Life and Shit Around the Web

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Isabeli Fontana Lingerie Stylings And Shit Around The Web

Isabeli Fontana doesn't even look like a Brazilian chick. She looks like the hot chick who got out of Jersey. I can't tell if this is a compliment or a put down. Whichever turn you on more, Isabeli. Here is the Brazilian beauty in lingerie. (Last Men On Earth) I would... read more

Isabeli Fontana Brazilian And Braless

At some point somebody convinced good looking girls in Brazil to stop eating and the South American supermodel was born. Hundreds of women who might otherwise be chubby chicks selling meat skewers on street corners in Sao Paolo started taking all the European people... read more

Isabeli Fontana Wears A See Through Pantsuit To Chopard Christmas Party

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The 2015 Pirelli Calendar Is Here

Back in the days when you could eat steak rare and colonic with Camel smoke and bang your secretary over a metal desk, men kept pin up calendars on their wall. Now that move will cost you two weeks in a re-education camp beneath Vassar's rugby field. Pirelli has been... read more

Isabeli Fontana Is Brazil's Answer to 7-1

I felt bad seeing all those weeping Brazilians yesterday on TV. It was worse than the time Maradonna told the whole world that Pele lost his virginity to a dude. But only a little worse. Brazilians, right on down to those never-before-seen Amazonian tribes who keep... read more

Isabeli Fontana In Lingerie For GQ Romania

I read GQ Romania because I want to know how the gentlemen of Bucharest are dressing when the sun peeks through the industrial solvent clouds each June and outdoor activity is temporarily declared safe. Turns out it's mostly ill fitting suits made of unfiltered Camel... read more

Isabeli Fontana Doesn't Need a Real Name

Every adult actress makes two tough decisions at some point in their life: do I really want to have sex on camera for money, and what will my porn name be? The first part is usually answered by scars left from daddy, but picking that name, that's the real gut wrenching... read more