A-Rod and J.Lo Meet Cute Story Will Melt Your Heart

Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez are both divorced parents in their 40's who've found they like banging each other the thrice a month they get together in the same city. That should be enough. If only it were enough. read more

Chris Brown Wants To Test Drive JLo

Chris Brown will have to wait in line like everyone else fantasizing about boning JLo. She’s hot and she’s aging well, but I’m pretty sure the thought of a potential black eye after an outburst doesn’t make her wet. read more

JLo Jiggled Junk For Donations While Mark Anthony Robbed For Millions

Jennifer Lopez definitely cares about the distraught individuals left in the wake of a devastating hurricane. So she helped out the best way she knew how. Her ass.  read more

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Jennifer Lopez Showgirl For Paper Magazine

In addition to including A-list retirement home pageant queen Mariah Carey in their "We've Still got it, We Swear" issue, Paper Magazine slaps Jennifer Lopez on the cover with an interview revealing that she might be a little dumb. read more

FTC Engages in Futile Battle Over Social Media Disclosure

The Federal Trade Commission is the intersection point between the free marketplace and regulation to keep people from getting unwittingly fucked in the free marketplace. Like making male Speedo ads note in eight point font that this banana hammock in no way will help you... read more

J-Lo Introduces A-Rod To Mother

Jennifer Lopez, 47, and Alex Rodriguez, 41, have officially taken their middle-aged romance to the next level. The former pop star introduced the disgraced baseball player to her mother, Guadalupe Rodriguez.  read more

J-Lo and A-Rod An Item

Fresh off her publicity concocted romance with Drake, Jennifer Lopez is reportedly humping Alex Rodriguez. Whatever keeps you in the news. The two have a lot in common. First off, they have the same face. read more

Jennifer Lopez Mysterious Breasts

Jennifer Lopez posted cryptic pre-printed messages on Instagram providing the opportunity for hundreds of thousands of women to muse over her relationship status with Drake over the weekend. Everybody finds their own form of living through others. Most chose the Super... read more

Jennifer Lopez Sideboob And Shit Around The Web

Jennifer Lopez's big ass and sideboob are still awesome. She's putting something in her water that keeps her incredibly youthful. Literally. Hormones and silicone. read more

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Jennifer Lopez Ass Dance for Hillary (VIDEO)

Hillary Clinton allowed Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, the honorary role of keeping her upright during a get out the vote concert in Miami. Hillary Clinton's shown a difficulty climbing stairs recently of any height greater than one step. Everybody who hates her is... read more

Jennifer Lopez and Lin Manuel Miranda, Like You Fucking Dreamed It Would Be (VIDEO)

Jennifer Lopez and Lin Manuel Miranda, the dude who brought historically reinterpreted musical theater to the masses at just $1800 a seat, have been working on a charity single to benefit the victims of the Orlando Pulse nightclub shooting. Proceeds from the culturally... read more

Jennifer Lopez Ain't Your Mama (VIDEO)

Women's rights sells. Sex also. You really have merge the two to ride the commercial wave. People who breathlessly await shitty packaged pop music videos collectively gasped in their Twitter feeds to the stunning yet supremely tired visuals in Lopez' Ain't Your Mama... read more