Katie Cassidy in A Bikini Some More

There's something about a chick in a bikini with 80's reflective Playmate sunglasses that just screams pre-AIDS American sexual mores. Some men love chicks with tiny tops. Some guys also love knocking three times on the last stall to the left in the freeway rest stop... read more

Katie Cassidy in A Bikini

People like to mock Hollywood chicks who get implants and simultaneously deride the few who don't. I just want to get laid. The time to consider whether or not the super flat chest on your girlfriend makes you feel like the protagonist in a Todd Haynes movie is after... read more

Katie Cassidy in A Bikini

David Cassidy might be a train wreck, but he had the sense to knock a baby into a 1970's model and produce Katie. I can't believe I've never once clicked onto the CW network. Even if just during one of my many PTSD disassociations. I once tried to eat a turtle. It's an... read more

Fetish Art Giant Bella Thorne And Katie Cassidy

I don't know why this amuses me so. This dude Photoshops images of young Hollywood chicks as godzillas coming ashore to terrorize the puny humans. I don't know if this is a commentary on the over-emphasized power of celebrity or just a chance to imagine a four story tall... read more

Katie Cassidy in a Green Bikini

I prefer the girls whose day jobs don't involved walking around the beach in a bikini waiting for nuclear arms dealers with eye patches to ask them to be their evil Bond movie villainess. They don't look completely carefree about having their privates a simple loosened... read more

Somebody Get Katie Cassidy a Thong

Fuck it, Kate Cassidy, if you're not going to try I'm not going to try. I'm taking back my 70's porn star belly chain and either your bikini top or bottom, whichever ones don't match, and I'm going home. You'll be left exposed, un-jeweled around your torso, and everybody... read more

Katie Cassidy Is a Fashion Disaster

Fuck, Keith Partridge's daughter is back. She got rid of all the bling, but that mismatched bikini, wow, it wouldn't be a stretch for the Style Police to arrest her for that faux pas. Smackdown. Casting shade. Fuck, she confuses me. As this world continues to close down... read more

Katie Cassidy Looks Complicated

I've been staring at these photos of Keith Partridge's daughter trying to figure out if they're sexy or not. You can froget the letters about how she's out of my league. That's hardly a standard. David Cassidy himself during a DUI arrest mug shot is out of my league. But... read more

Katie Cassidy, The Partridge Family Bus, and Five Minutes Alone Time

I bet for some of you whacking it to Keith Partridge's daughter is somewhat off-putting. Meh, everybody is somebody's daughter. You can't hang yourself in Fantasyland. Now, if you're imagining Keith watching you do his girl in the back of the Partridge Family bus while... read more


Katie Cassidy isn't famous, but if she were, this would be a story about the famous Katie Cassidy getting drunk and lying to the cops about her identity.  Think how cool that would be.  Awesome, right?  If you must know, she was Adam Sandlers daughter in "Click", and... read more