Kelly Bensimon in A Bikini

There's no SIC code in particular for lifestyle advisor, faux celebrity book author, and costume jewelry seller, but it certainly seems to be the lucrative business of many women previously married to relatively well known men. read more

Kelly Bensimon And Barely Legal Daughter Sea Bensimon in Bikinis

There's no more stark visual refence of time than seeing an eighteen year old girl in her bikini and her forty-eight year old mom going even tinier on the two piece. read more

Heidi Klum Cloned

Heidi Klum's Halloween costume of five other Heidi Klum rode the fine line of narcissim, then jumped it. Each year Heidi Klum hosts a corporate sponsored Halloween party because she wisely doesn't do shit for free outside of fucking young men. read more

Kelly Bensimon in A Bikini

Why am I so happy? Because I'm 50 and college guys think I'm 30. Affording the A-list surgeons is huge. Go Jewish or go home. You can support the H1-B visa program in other ways. Don't get the guy who supplements with Uber driving at night. You're trusting this man with... read more

Kelly Bensimon Almost Ready

You don't hear much about cold fusion these days because most of science is now involved in piecing these Housewives together and sending them out into public to see if they can pass. Water is the new environment to be tested. A few of the Atlanta wives completely... read more

Kelly Bensimon Tits and Bikini Made In Different Factories

When these Bravo Housewives get out in the sun, you see the power of elective surgery and anorexia working hand in hand to turn back the clock. The Indian casinos keep hiring these stitched up hens to promote their hotels so there must be something there beyond my powers... read more

Kelly Bensimon And Ramona Singer in Bikinis

When two Bravo Housewives bump into each other it's customary for them to get loaded on wine until they lose control of their bladders then laugh hysterically. It's kind of like a secret handshake, but with a strong urine stench that requires soaking bikinis in bleach... read more

Kelly Bensimon In A White Bikini At The Beach In Miami

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Kelly Bensimon is in a bikini

Real Housewives of New York City star Kelly Bensimon pranced around Miami beach this weekend in a bikini, showing off her ripped out body, and anyone who says they wouldn't tap that just because she's 42 is either gay or a liar or a gay liar. She looks like she could be... read more

Kelly Bensimon is in a bikini

"Real Housewives of New York City" star Kelly Bensimon is in Miami today, and she looks pretty good in a bikini considering she's 42. She'd look way better with huge implants, obviously, but if porn has taught me anything, and I like to think it has, it's that MILFs do... read more

kelly bensimon in a bikini, part 5

'Real Housewives of New York' star Kelly Bensimon is still in Miami today, and I never noticed how vascular she is. And veiny too! I don't really like girls that strong. What if she's jacking me off and then she gets mad about something and rips my penis off and starts... read more

kelly bensimon and her bikini are not bad

Kelly Bensimon of the ‘Real Housewives of New York' was poolside in Miami today, and even though she's 41 if anyone says they wouldn't attack that ass like it just stole your wallet they're either a liar or a gay liar. I dated a girl who was 12 years older than me for a... read more