Selena Gomez Yoga Enthusiast and Shit Around the Web

Kendall Jenner birthday bikinis, high slit dresses, and more! read more

You'll Never Believe What The Powerpuff Girls Look Like Now. What Happened?

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin reimagined the Powerpuff Girls as broken whores for Halloween last night, wearing everything from thigh-high boots to a bondage collar to really drive the point home that they're gross and desperate. Kendall looks like either Bai Ling on... read more

Kendall Jenner Cries While Finally Addressing Pepsi Controversy

The only Jenndashian to give humanoid looks a go, Kendall Jenner, finally addressed her attempts at assuaging strained police and civilian relations with a can of Pepsi during last night's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kendall's chat with a porn star about... read more

Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The difference between the original intro to Keeping Up With... read more

Emily Ratajkowski Rat-a-WOW-skis and Shit Around the Web

Guess the bikini hottie, Teen Mom cam shows, and more! read more

Kendall Jenner is Our Last Hope and Shit Around the Web

  Smoking hot mom bods, Kenzie gets naked, and more! read more

Ladies of the Flies and Jenner Girls Ripping Off Mexicans on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #100

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we remind everybody that all your beloved entertainers of yesteryear are all now broke and renting rooms in Van Nuys, wonder how L'Oreal wandered into such bad tranny territory, consider the odds that we're going to pay to see the... read more

Blake Griffin And Kendall Jenner Team Up While Caitlyn Exiled From Klan

Kendall Jenner is following the formula and footsteps her sister Kim has left for her. When you're not talented the easiest way to implant talent inside of you is by sexual symbiosis.  read more

That One Where I Defend Kylie and Kendall Jenner

If you believe in Free Speech, you have to support the right of dudes with man-buns to bitch about some sparrow's migration habitat. When the world's greatest merchandising whores are piled on superfluously, you must defend the Jenners.  read more

Kendall Jenner Named "Fashion Icon Of The Decade" Really

Kendall Jenner splurged on a fake award to be presented during New York Fashion Week. Daily Front Row's 2017 Fashion Media Awards "chose" Jenner as the Fashion Icon Of The Decade. In related news, Yolanda Hadid just dumped a box of ticks over her daughters' heads before... read more

Kendall Jenner Seven Tips For Mirror Selfie Insightful

Kendall Jenner maintains a world outside of traditional social media platforms reserved exclusively for idiots willing to shell out $24.99 a year for exclusive insider articles such as "The Best Way to Stop Breakouts," "Shop My Sneaker Closet," "Listen to Kourtney's Road... read more

Kardashian Victims The Hollywood Reporter Interview

The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new photoshoot and interview.... read more