Blac Chyna Suing Kim Kardashian

An enemy of my enemy is my friend. I’ve been waiting for someone to dethrone the dynasty that Kris comprised by putting a price tag on anything with tits in her house. Including Rob. read more

Kim Kardashian Takes Something Salty In Her Mouth For Publicity

As if this is even news, last night Kim Kardashian took a salty load in her mouth for publicity in front of the cameras. Wild. read more

Kim Kardashian Hosts Baby Shower For Baby She's Paying Somebody Else to Have

Having a baby and still looking great seems to be assisted by not actually having the baby yourself. read more

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Kim Kardashian How Now Brown Cow

Now that Kim Kardashian has a live-in stylist in the form of gay best friend Kanye West, she's always up for daring looks that challenge popular fashion industry notions such as "taste," "class," "attractive," and "non cow-looking." While leaving a pop-up comedy show,... read more

Kim Kardashian Says She Has, Like, Body Dysmorphia

The ladies of the Jenndashian brothel are revelatory statement Pez dispensers as they try to salvage a show people used to watch. On the most recent episode of No One's Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim continues to try to make her fake Paris robbery a thing while also... read more

Caitlyn Hid Her Dick Snip From Kim

It’s a sad day for any celebrity when someone who has been like a father to you for the first half of their life becomes your other mother for the second half. Even a google search quickly corrects and reminds you that your old dad is your new mom number two.  read more

Kim Kardashian Pissed About Her Gross Fat Body (VIDEO)

Kim Kardashian has the misfortunate of looking at her non-photoshopped body in some pap pics in a new clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians. After she realizes that she isn't staring at a bewigged overfed centaur galloping through the grass, Kardashian criticizes the... read more

Kim Kardashian Reveals Someone Else Is Pregnant With Her Baby

The Kardashians are doing everything short of going door to door with free DASH swag to woo people into watching their shit show Keeping Up With The Kardashians after last season's poor ratings. While Kris Jenner's fetus three-ring circus has been going on for over a week... read more

Kanye West Weight Gain And Hair Plugs

Kanye West was caught by the paps barreling down a parking lot in Los Angeles looking like a random person's dad, complete with an extra forty pounds and some grid-like action on his head that sure looks like hair plugs to me. Oh dad, you're embarrassing me. But mostly... read more

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Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The difference between the original intro to Keeping Up With... read more

Kim Kardashian On Nudity: "I Don’t Know What The Age Cutoff Is"

Kim Kardashian's fake Paris robbery is at the center of her new spread for Allure Magazine, where she also opens up about being insanely in shape and not knowing when the world is tired of seeing her tits. When did her sex tape come out? Then. Kardashian also saddles her... read more

Sharon Osbourne Pulls Kim K's Ho Card

Half of the young female "celebrities" today hide behind feminism. They don't really care about women's rights, they just want the right to expunge their slut phase college days as they move on to their middle-aged minivan soccer mom lives awaiting on the horizon.  read more