Demi Lovato Accentuates Her Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

Hot girls smoking weed, Adrienne Bailon on vacation, and more! read more

Sara Sampaio Fit as a Fiddle and Shit Around the Web

  Rachel McCord revs your engine, Alejandra Guilmant topless, and more! read more

Bella Hadid and Stella Maxwell Kickoff Milan With Nipples

Fashion Weeks are like the Annual Fundraising Drives at your local elementary school, they take place five times a year and everybody pretends that's kosher. read more

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Josephine Skriver Bikinis With Other Victoria Secret Models And Shit Around The Web

VS models Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio, Elsa Hosk, and Lais Ribeiro bikini together. They're not lesbians, but they would be if we all pooled our money together for a show. read more

Victoria's Secret Now Dominating Needless Athletic Wear Market

Women spend a lot of money on workout gear. The multi-billion dollar industry was the inevitable outcome of women working out. read more

Stella Maxwell Thong Cheeks

CBS ran a Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Special for their audience demo that hasn't purchased a bikini since they tried to get the one just like Ursula Andress wore in Dr. No. The Swimsuit Special is a companion piece to the Lingerie Special each December where the models... read more

Sara Sampaio Early Valentine's Lingerie

Foreign women wear orante lingerie better. It's a matter of presumption that American women prefer comfortable boxers marketed to them as 'your best boyfriend shorts' by any number of retail outlets that assume American are alone eating ice cream most nights and need a... read more

Victoria's Secret Has An Annoucement

When Victoria's Secret declared they were making a big announcement, three thousand ragamuffins rose from their rickety seats in Myanmar, stood on their sewing tables, and collectively cheered, 'We are free!'. Then Victoria's Secret came out with the news they had a new... read more

Sara Sampaio Sells El Diablo (VIDEO)

This chick is Portuguese which makes her the perfect model to be leading a fast food restaurant push into Mexican themed burgers. The Thickburger El Diablo has raw jalapeños, deep-fried jalapenos, and a slathering of groundwater scum collected from an alley behind an... read more

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Sara Sampaio and Romee Strijd Ass Check

Of all the calls to action at last night's Oscars, Iñárritu's speech about respecting immigrants touched me somewhere in my moral center. I've decided to start with these two foreign models. They seem like hard workers and solid additions to the multicultural pie. Not... read more

Victoria's Secret Models Sell Better Without Lingerie

As much as it will cost a small Asian village a week of textile wages, a few child starvations are the price of seeing a bunch of Victoria's Secret models without their lingerie. Underwear is but a contrivance of a polite society. An artificial waste of time that I would... read more

Sara Sampaio Models Lingerie

This chick is the hottest thing to come out of Portugal since, fuck, I can't name anything else. There's a sausage I think that's Portuguese at my local brat place. It's pretty damn tasty. But it's a distant second to this supermodel. Maybe the Portuguese will do... read more