Sarah Palin Suing Azealia Banks

Redneck crazy ex-Governor Sarah Palin is suing Azealia Banks for a series of Tweets Banks posted suggesting Palin deserved to be gang raped by some big black dudes to teach her a lesson about racism. That doesn't make any sense. But I'd watch the leaked tape on 4Chan.... read more

Bristol Palin Lobs Softball

Bristol Palin posted a picture of little brother Trig in honor of World Down Syndrome Day. Trig has Down syndrome. In the picture that Bristol put up, Trig is smiling and wearing a winter hat that says, "TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!" Enter the Internet and ribald... read more

Sarah Palin's Son Super Duper Cute Crushing the Family Pet

Sarah Palin posted a Facebook photo of her son Trig stepping on the family dog and thought it was pretty damn adorable. She included a play by play narrative for anyone needing to confirm she actually condones this behavior: "Determined to help wash dishes with an... read more

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Sarah Palin had sex with Glen Rice

Joe McGinniss, the not-creepy-at-all sounding "journalist" who moved next door so he could spy on her, has finally finished his biography of Sarah Palin, and now the Enquirer has "shocking secrets" from the book "that will impact her decision to enter the 2012... read more

did sarah palin get breast implants? no.

Us magazine has an exclusive interview with a secret source today, and he says the story about Sarah Palin getting new breast implants is absolutely ridiculous. "It's absolutely ridiculous." If you don't know, this rumor began on the political blog Wonkette three days... read more

SARAH PALIN IS A HOT PIECE

My favorite part of the Presidential campaign was the final few days when Sarah Palin went for broke and did some speeches with her hair down and in tight jeans that showed off her hot body. Now Celebuzz has some pictures off her in shorts, hanging out by a pool in Miami... read more

PRETTY SURE THIS IS ILLEGAL

At her concert last night in New York City, Madonna said she would kick Sarah Palins ass if she didn't, "get off my street". Whatever the hell that means. Madonna owns the street now, I guess.  She did this of course because she thinks Sarah Palins beliefs are... read more

TAKE THAT SARAH PALIN!

Madonna opened her "Sitcky and Sweet" tour last night in New York City, and in between whatever "shocking" and "edgy" nonsense she’s thought up this time, she launched one of her famous zingers at Sarah Palin.  And, oh baby, it was good.  I think.  I have no idea if it... read more

SKIRT IS GOOD, TOP IS ALL WRONG

The Larry Flynt produced porno about Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has found it's leading lady.  The movie is now in pre-production under the name "Nailin' Paylin" and has been fast-tracked to arrive before the election in one month.  TMZ says…The faux Sarah is... read more

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VICE PRESIDENT MILF

Can this picture really be Alaska Governor and now Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin?  Palin was second in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant, so I guess it's possible.  If so, it's an awesome strategy by McCain.  Why try to defeat your opponent when you just... read more