Shauna Sand In A Blue Bikini At The Beach In Malibu

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Shauna Sand and Nabilla Benattia Act on the Beach

There's nothing more thrilling than seeing two talents perform head to head at the top of their game. Shauna Sand, often referred to as the Meryl Streep of Big Titty Fame Whores, and Nabilla Benattia who once might've blown Gerard Depardieu through an adult diaper,... read more

France Is Trying to Steal Our Whores

When I think of a classic whore, I think of a French woman with extensive eyelashes, a tarty black dress, and a three day old unbathed stench covered by eau de toilette. Apparently, when French people think of whores, they envision Paris Hilton and Shauna Sand. Both of... read more

Raquel Pomplun Is Your New PMOY, Let's Party

In an annual tradition just about this time each year, Hugh Hefner's body is lifted from its cryogenic lube tank and he's outfitted and propped up to shake the hand of the newly named Playmate of the Year. This tradition has been going on for decades, though as a younger... read more

Shauna Sand Is Holding Up Nicely for a Stripper

Let's be honest. Strippers and NFL interior linemen don't age gracefully. But Shauna Sand is still hanging in there. Yeah the tits and parts north and south are fake, but this is Hollywood, it's about fake good or fake bad. For 41, Shauna Sand, fake good. Photo Credit:... read more

Thursday headlines, with Poppy Montgomerys ass

MEL GIBSON - was boo'd by crowds at Cannes today, and here it is on video. He's really gotten his comeuppance now. I bet he's simply devastated. (huff post) LARS VON TRIER - won the top prize at Cannes in 2000 and was the runner-up twice, but he's now banned after... read more

Monday morning headlines

JENNIFER ANISTON - bombed again this weekend. Her movie 'The Switch' opened in 8th place. The chart above is her box office bio. Take out 'He's Just Not That Into You' (which was an ensemble), 'Marley and Me' (which stared an adorable puppy, based on those popular... read more

this kid is gay now

Is this kid retarded? Run, you dummy. You're in a modern fable about witches, and Shauna Sand (nsfw) and Taylor Wane (nsfw) are trying to steal your skin. Pornstars are supposed to be hot. Not... whatever the hell that is. Move you idiot. Leave these whores to the pros.... read more

thursday afternoon headlines

BRITNEY SPEARS and HALLE BERRY - are just two of the big names who endorse perfumes filled with a toxic combination of chemicals that may cause sperm damage and cancer among other things. I don't know what the other things are, but since the first two things extinguish... read more

shauna sand has weird priorities

The last time we saw Shauna Sand, she was out with her little girl dressed like this, and nothing but mental toughness stood between me and the image of her naked. I'm the Jack Bauer of gossip bloggers. The time before that she was in a car with her little girl while her... read more

how can this be legal

It seems hard to believe that a mom is allowed to walk around in public with her child, a young girl no less, while dressed in … whatever the hell that is. Granted you can't actually see Shauna Sands kitty or her tits, but certainly not for lack of trying. This... read more

shauna sand has still got it

Former, and by "former" I mean "thirteen years ago", Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand wore one of her fancy outfits last night as she drove her daughter to have dinner with her dad, Shaunas ex husband Lorenzo Lamas. Her daughter is handling this better than I am, but she's... read more