Thursday afternoon headlines

JON MAYER - went on tumblr and said the Huffington Post is "full of shit", in a 463 word response to a 150 word story that implied he might be back together with Jennifer Aniston. Maybe he overreacted, but let's see someone blab that you're dating that fug bitch and see... read more

sophie monk is in mexico

If a bikini is a two piece swimsuit with a top half that covers a girls breasts so people can't see them, then this uses the word "bikini" in the loosest possible sense. It's like it's made of construction paper. I can practically taste her breasts. [gallery guid=808906]... read more

thursday morning headlines

MILEY CYRUS - shut down her twitter account earlier this month, and now a girl who must be super popular in school is threatening to kill a cat AND FUCKING EAT IT if Miley doesn't re-open it. The girl claims she lives in a country where this sort of thing is not... read more

is she wearing makeup?

Today is boring, so it's a good thing that mostly naked Aussie girls never go out of style. In this case, Sophie Monk, "surfing" outside LA yesterday. She's not really surfing of course, just using the surfboard as a prop to pose for the paparazzi. But that's ok, for I... read more

sophie monk is scandalous

Aussie singer/actress Sophie Monk isn't really known for anything in particular, and I really hope she doesn't think that just flashing her breasts is gonna be enough to make her popular. And by that I mean, I'd very much like to see her vagina as well. Stop being so... read more

sophie monk is not bad

Sophie Monk is staying at a friend's beach house this week, and yesterday she pranced around in a bikini for a little while. She's hot but it's not the same when you cant hear that sexy-as-fuck Australian accent. Also, all she did was kind of stand around. That's why... read more

Sophie Monk needs to get with it

Sophie Monk is that Aussie singer whose good looks have carried her from the bottom of Hollywood to the somewhat higher bottom. And I guess she likes it there because she did some bikini modeling this weekend in LA and covered up in the only picture where she took her... read more


I don’t know what sexual predator designed Sophie Monks bikini, but god bless them, because that thing doesn’t even begin to cover anything once it gets wet.  She might as well wear a bikini made out of sugar or optimism. [gallery... read more


Benji Madden from Good Charlotte and Aussie actress Sophie Monk have been dating for about a month now, and it still doesn’t make a lick of sense.  Nothing in these pictures of them having lunch with his parents makes a bit of sense.   Not even what they’re wearing. ... read more