Taylor Swiftly Trademarks Phrases From Album

Sharing is caring only applies to those who probably eat paste and are still in need of potty training. Taylor Swift is a ways away from kindergarten. When you're a celebrity getting ahead means nothing is free. read more

The Un-Illuminati Messages in Taylor Swift Music Video

In the event you're not living vicariously through Taylor Swift, you may have missed the countless Swift real fake life story symbolism in her new music video, Look What You Made Me Do.  read more

Open Post: Taylor Swift's Creepy UPS Ad

Since there are too many unanswered questions with Taylor Swift's frankly troubling new ad for UPS, and her poorly-received image reboot in general, I decided to make this mess an open post so hopefully one of you can enlighten us as to what exactly is going on. Does... read more

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Taylor Swift's Neo-Nazi Hate Speech Kind of Over-Produced

Nobody seems to have a clear definition of hate speech. One might suggest a song filled with vitriol and intimations of a hit list and karma and violence and "you'll get yours" would be in the running. read more

Taylor Swift Reputation And Katy Perry Swish Swish And Who Cares

Taylor Swift and Katy Perry have been pummeling media headlines with the lead ups to their respective projects in respectively blasé, one-liner ways. While Perry claims that the two former fake rivals no longer want to pummel each other, Perry's new video for supposed... read more

Social Media Supremacy, The Taylor Swift Cleansing

Someone dear to another person's heart passed away today. But that's not as important as figuring out why Taylor Swift went ghost on her social media accounts. read more

Cindy Crawford Turns Out Her Kids and Taylor Swift Heroic Survivor on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #97

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I and special guest Jessica Winther explore various depths of human depravity including ESPN's self-immolating slave auction, Cindy Crawford auctioning her white kids, reports that porn is killing erections in young men,... read more

Taylor Swift Sexual Assault Merit Badge

Taylor Swift prevailed in her case against the Denver radio DJ who goosed her ass during a post-show photo op four years ago. The wheels of patriarchal injustice grind slowly.  read more

Swift's Mom "Vomit And Cry At The Same Time"

Taylor Swift's mom, Mrs. Childpimp Moneybags, broke down in court while testifying against her daughter's sexual assailant David Mueller. The DJ has a thing for seven-foot-tall country trash bags of bones, and he played grab ass with Taylor's golf ball butt cheeks during... read more

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Taylor Swift Comes Out of Hiding With Cringe-Worthy Westbrook Congrats (VIDEO)

Taylor Swift has been in hiding since earlier this year. Some say she's locked down in her candy factory after too much public attention nearly ruined her chocolate. Others suggest long term esthetician treatments and slapping her boyfriend's hand away from her adorable... read more

The Upside of Fucking Taylor Swift

Among the incontrovertible lessons learned through the eons is that men have no standards when it comes to fucking. When somebody tells you their dog is picky about what he eats, let that pooch skip a few meals and watch that canine rummage through his own shit for... read more

Taylor Swift Is Tip Top Bitch

Katy Perry is nuts in the news with her new album release. Not everybody is happy. For instance, anybody with musical taste. Also Taylor Swift who takes her industry feuds as dead serious as Suge Knight. Only she doesn't like to touch people. read more