Elizabeth Hurley Bustily Ever After and Shit Around the Web

December 4, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Katy Perry does the worm, Top 10 nude scenes of the year, and more!

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Alicia Arden and Ana Braga Teaming Up

May 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The ladies struggling for attention in L.A. are now teaming up. It was a natural stage of desperation evolution. They’re missing their Girl Power shirts. Also, just shirts.

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Alicia Arden Rogue Bunny

April 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Any holiday in honor of Jesus is the right time for attention starved ladies to circle the streets in revealing thematic costumery hoping for a lazy paparazzi pickup. Martin Luther King Day doesn’t draw this kind of walking stripper parade. Easter and Christmas get tits.

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Alicia Arden Asked to Cover Up

February 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Who you wearing. Saran Wrap. It’s the only truly recyclable dress on this whole damn environmentally conscious red carpet.

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Alicia Arden Voted, What Did You Do?

November 10, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to describe the level of grief taking place in Los Angeles and similar environs over the demise of Hillary Clinton. It’s more than merely the protest marches, the angry social media rants, and the threats to move to Canada.

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Alicia Arden Brings a Certain Panache to Dia de los Muertes

November 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dia de los Muertes is the Mexican holiday where you celebrate your deceased family members. Like the seventeen recently beheaded by the Sinaloan cartel in a hair straightening shop in Jalisco.

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Alicia Arden One Woman Promo

September 27, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody knows when you’re in an Italian production company’s stripper-cops-thriller recorded on Betamax you take your paycheck, lower your head, and hope nobody notices you. When Eric Roberts is the big name in the film, you make sure you’re the first one to the bank to cash that check.

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Alicia Arden in A Bikini

August 26, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Seeing so many older B-movie and former soap actresses taking their tits to revealing digital media shoots makes me wonder what the fuck happened to these women before high speed modems.

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Alicia Arden Shoots for the Moon

July 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Slamma Jamma is a real movie about redemption and dunking. It stars Jose Canseco and Michael Irvin. Arguably their best movie yet. Decorum at the screening seemed lax.

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