Girls, The Movie, A Reason to Live

February 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

One of the most universally disliked people in this country isn’t a politician or a failed Cleveland Browns GM or even a spy or traitor. It’s a self-described comedian. You wouldn’t guess that. Try spending five minutes with Lena Dunham.

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Brian Williams Breaks Silence On Analingus

January 15, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The season premiere of Girls featured Allison Williams’ character making some guy eat her ass out because it’s HBO and you can do that, so why not. Williams explained how she applied some vanilla fragrance to her ass as across the ocean Dame Judy Dench cunt punched a statue of Sarah Bernhardt. “It was my birthday… […]

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Peter Pan Sucked And Shit Around The Web

December 6, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Sweet Jesus did that Peter Pan special suck donkey balls. I don’t know which part was worse, Christopher Walken pretending to give a shit or Marnie from Girls yowling the lyrics to beloved children’s songs. Thanks for raping my childhood, NBC. Read all about this televised shitfest. (TMZ) Kirk Cameron’s movie about the war on […]

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Nobody Likes Allison Williams and Shit Around The Web

July 31, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

NBC announced that extremely modestly talented Allison Williams would be playing Peter Pan in a musical version of the classic children’s tale. Much of the Internet delayed their salad selfies for a moment to trash Brian Williams’ daughter while a small minority masturbated feverishly thinking of Peter Pan with tits. That is kind of hot. […]

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