Amy Winehouse’s Dad Rooted Against “Amy”

March 1, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Mitch Winehouse is irked that the feature documentary about his daughter, Amy, won the Oscar. The Ukrainians who died during the making of Winter on Fire: Ukraine’s Fight for Freedom are also pissed. But they’re Ukrainians so they’re anger is misplaced and difficult to channel and ultimately they will be steamrolled by enemies from all directions. Disperse your blonde […]

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Amy Winehouse’s Ghost Is Going On Tour

April 1, 2014 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Amy Winehouse is going on tour sometime next year. No, they aren’t reanimating her desiccated carcass, even though she’s probably pickled for long term storage. Her father is looking to squeeze out a few more dollars from his deceased child by touring a hologram of the late singer. It’s the same technology they used to […]

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Tara Reid is in Loaded Magazine. For some reason.

May 11, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Loaded is a magazine in the UK, and it’s usually terrific with lots of pictures of really hot girls (in April it was Jennifer Metcalfe, this month they had Hannah Simone, the hot Indian model from ‘New Girl’), but for June someone thought it would be a good idea to have Tara Reid. In a […]

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