Anastasia Ashley Naked and Afflicted

March 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re naked and you’re not in the process of getting laid, put your fucking clothes back on. Nudity is vastly overrated. Ashley Graham has the nicest body at her gym. 


Anastasia Ashley in A Bikini

January 26, 2017 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Surfing is considered a sport by many who surf. Also, guys who want to bang girls who surf. This is different than football or basketball which nobody calls a hobby and not merely because of the contract values.


Anastasia Ashley in Bikinis

July 6, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Consider me a big fan of this surfing girl who you never see surfing. Maybe she’s good. How would anybody know? It’s surfing. Even putt putt golf has a rational scoring system. But go to Ohio sometime and watch a little putt putt, you won’t see asses like this. It’s unfortunate that all women’s athletics […]


Anastasia Ashley Feels Violated

December 8, 2014 | bikini | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Anastasia Ashley’s surfing career mainly consists of shaking her ass in a thong. That’s not a put down. Ashley is quite concerned that some stolen photographer images might surface that show her topless from the front, as opposed to the back and side as promised. Ashley was posing for a photo shoot in Florida for Cheeki underwear with […]


Anastasia Ashley In A Thong Bikini

July 21, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I am truly in love with this surfer girl. I was going to look up her surfing rankings but then I realized I’d never understand them. It’s a close call, but I dig this chick even more than that blond surfer girl who had her arm eaten by a shark then heroically went back to […]


Anastasia Ashley Has an Ass Built for Burgers

April 23, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mmm, burger and ass. That’s only been the best combination since the dawn of time. Sometimes, I’ll see a fine woman’s ass in a bikini and think to myself, man, how fat would I have to get eating Carl’s Jr. burgers before I could hit that. And I know she’s looking at me thinking, if […]


Anastasia Ashley In A Blue Striped Bikini

February 21, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As far as hot sports girls go, I think civilized men can agree that the hierarchy begins with surfers and ends with Ivy League women’s rugby players. You can Google the latter if you need confirmation. Girls in the water are inherently better looking than their burly counterparts scrumming about in the mud. I think […]


Anastasia Ashley Makes Surfing Sporting

January 16, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Surfing isn’t really a sport. Neither is golf or long jumping or challenging your buddy to ride his dirt bike off a steep embankment and not bust up his face. Yeah, I know that shit is hard to do. I know I can’t do it. But the long list of shit I can’t do doesn’t […]