Phoebe Price And Angelique Morgan Tits And Ass For Dinner

May 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments


Coquettish transvestites Phoebe Price and Angelique Morgan graced the sidewalks of West Hollywood while visiting hotspot Craig’s restaurant. You know your restaurant has made it when Price’s ass juices are being absorbed into the chairs. 


Phoebe Price And Angelique Morgan Nuclear Clock Nearing Midnight

January 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If reality television were the caste system found in any overpopulated Indian metropolis, these two would be living in dung heaps searching for shiny objects in the teeming open-air landfills.


Phoebe Price And Angelique Morgan Are Ruining Another Holiday

December 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

These two arthritic super-villains continue to roam the streets of the fair city unabated. Cheap body suits, Daisy Dukes, wigs, and thongs that must certainly smell like bad hummus. Which also smells like good hummus which makes the product extremely confusing.


Trump’s Deportation Plans Not Yet a Go

November 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somewhere in the secret documents that couch fainters believe will be driving Trump’s Final Solution is a rating system for foreign chicks that either keeps them domestic or puts them on transport back to Ausland. Melania stays.


Angelique Morgan Takes Off Her Bikini Top

August 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This French chick has come to symbolize the loose immigration policies of this nation and the ill effects therein. The return of tuberculosis is second, but distant.


Angelique Morgan Boob Falls Out

July 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

See something say something. This heinous French attention whore needs an ICE case file. Are we a nation if we don’t enforce rules on nasty women coming to America reality show fame flashing their tits to young boys on the beach?


Angelique Morgan Bikini Yogurt Feeding Time

July 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is what came to mind during speeches about border protection. How did this French chick get in here and what if she had been Syrian? We’re clearly not vetting. There’s a job in Hollywood called splashing yogurt on your tits but there’s no lack of Americans angling for this same position.


Angelique Morgan Sinks the Pink

October 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Angelique Morgan is often described as the French Kim Kardashian. Or Kim Kardashian if you could possibly imagine her even more annoying. And less showered. At least she’s wearing underpants. That’s new for our immigrant population today. Quit scratching your ankle sores. Bulging vulvas are very last decade. Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews


Phoebe Price And Angelique Morgan Have a Plan

July 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s nothing more quintessential Hollywood than aging attention whores flashing their tits at paparazzi not there for them. It’s like the ghosts of Christmas Present and Future arguing over whose wife is fatter. You’re fucking the same woman. These ladies aren’t dining at the expensive restaurants, they’re being informed that the shitters are only for paying customers, then exiting […]


Angelique Morgan And Ana Braga in Bikinis

May 13, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a social theory that like minded individuals will eventually seek each other out and coalesce into groups. Craigslist has expedited this process with their Metrosexual Males Married to Kendra Wilkinson Seeking Curious Tranny Bottoms Into Tennis personals sections. You can type in the four most secretly shameful things about yourself and be connected to a […]