Sexiness at the BRIT Awards and Crap Around the Web

February 23, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Who’d you rather, Bond girls in Playboy, and more!


Martina “Tini Bikini” Stoessel and Shit Around the Web

August 3, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Hotties in red hot red swimsuits, nudity in Stephen King movies, and more!


AnnaLynne McCord Braless In The Rain

February 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When I was a kid this old school janitor used to tell us that the rain was God pissing on us for being naughty. Every public school at the time had an elderly Slovakian man who said creepy shit like that and was still allowed to be alone around children. A few students were undoubtedly […]


AnnaLynne McCord Opens Up

April 15, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The best thing that ever happened to Hollywood might be the braless trend. The Westboro Baptist people might say The AIDS, but I’m sticking with an endless array of young women exposing their tits to the elements. I’ve seen more swollen nipples in the past year than John Travolta on a private Greek island holiday. […]


AnnaLynne McCord In A Bikini

July 16, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

AnnaLynne McCord always looks like she’s thinking something deep. It’s probably something more along the lines of ‘damn, every dude on this beach wishes he was up in my stuff’. Which may not be profound, but it’s certainly true. Photo Credit: PCN


AnnaLynne McCord Riding Her Bike On The Beach

June 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a new trend in Hollywood where celebrity girls are riding classic looking bikes around town. I’m not sure if it’s some bubbly ode to the environmental movement or it’s because they’re trying to give dirty old men erections, I’m just glad it’s happening. With a reasonable weight limit in place, naturally. Not looking to […]


AnnaLynne McCord In A Bikini and a Sisterly Threesome

June 3, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The McCord sisters came to L.A. from Georgia to seek fame and fortune. AnnaLynne got the gigs so she wasn’t forced to bang lots of skeevy rich men like her sisters. She does that purely by choice. I’d like to think that this close knit sisterhood has some kind of deviant lesbian sexual relations with […]


why does AnnaLynne McCord have bruises on her ass

July 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

While Jessica Stroup and Jessica Lowndes stood around getting angry over how skinny Annalynne McCord is, she bent down and revealed a couple of mysterious bruises on her ass. And do you know what kind of girls show up one morning with bruises on their ass? Fun ones. (image source of the set of ‘90210′ […]


AnnaLynne McCord doesnt need a swimsuit, bra

July 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Annalynne McCord was accused of being a witch and some town folk from Malibu threw her into the cold, grey, angry sea yesterday. And they were right and she was a witch and she drowned and this is her ghost coming back for revenge. No not really. I made that up. Actually this is Annalynne […]