Rita Ora Perfect Pokies and Shit Around the Web

June 28, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Well rounded Chinese cheeks, beautiful naked athletes, and more!


Zoe Saldana’s Blockbuster Body and Shit Around the Web

May 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Danielle Knudson asstastic photo shoot (DrunkenStepfather)

Tyga parties with bikini-clad blondes on a yacht in Miami (TMZ)

Victoria Bonya caught skinny dipping in the surf (TaxiDriverMovie)

Daphne Groeneveld topless Scooby snacks (EgotasticAllStars)

Ariana Grande works her little booty (HollywoodTuna)

Zoe Saldana and the Hottest Actresses of May 2017’s Blockbusters (Egotastic)

Ashley Benson sexy legs and groovy curves (Popoholic)

Camila Mendes just keeps getting hotter (Fleshbot)

TV Nudity Report: American Gods and Billions (Mr. Skin)


Ashley Benson See Through Nips

November 5, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ashley Benson scores the best revenge on the people that ripped her Cecil the Lion halloween costume. She shows off her tits in a powerful expression of art. That may not be your definition of revenge, but don’t judge with hers, because those are nice tits and she just wants to get the lion shit […]


Ashley Benson’s Lion Problem And Shit Around The Web

October 8, 2015 | crap around the web | colin| 0 Comments

Ashley Benson caught a lot of shit for dressing up like a sexy version of famous dead lion Cecil. You know what they say, dead pussy is better than no pussy at all. Sorry. See what all the fucking fuss is about. (Last Men On Earth) Who says nerd girls can’t be hot when they cosplay? […]


Ashley Benson Goes Hard

February 18, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ashley Benson either doesn’t know what acupuncture is, or is down for just about anything because she claims to stick needles in her vag to calm down: “I do it on my back and private parts. It relieves anxiety.” I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to self administer acupuncture. Maybe if you’re lone eagle on lookout […]


Kate Hudson Is Charitably Minded

November 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kate Hudson holds the Baby2Baby Gala every year in Los Angeles. I believe it raises money for women who get knocked up by multiple rock stars. The word ‘baby’ in any charity provides extensive leeway into nobody asking where the hell their check is going. It’s called BabyMurder, just sign your name and hand over […]