Ashley Olsen Has A Type

October 31, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The Olsen twins had the will to live sucked out of them well before they hit puberty. The two of them now walk around looking way too thin and like they literally would feel nothing if they were attacked by a giant bat. Imagine all the things they simply can’t do because as one year olds they were busy listening to Bob Saget’s on-set pussy fart jokes.


The Olsen Twins Digging Older

September 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Olsen Twins used to be the anorexic rich crap signature merchandise designers you loved to hate while knowing nothing about them. Now you know something about them: they’re dating and marrying much older wealthy well-known men.


the Olsen Twins are selling a $55,000 backpack

December 4, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are selling 12 backpacks, made of crocodile skin and encrusted with prescription pills (fun fact: Mary Kate was dating Heath Ledger when he overdosed on prescription pills in 2008), as part of their clothing and accessory label named The Row, and they’re selling them for $55,000. Each. Which is at […]

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