Aubrey O’Day’s Lovely Lady Lumps

August 14, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Now that Pauly has removed his D from Aubrey O’Day I’d like a crack to explore her shore, dirty Jersey style.


Aubrey O’Day and That Other Chick Braless

November 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Aubrey O’Day and the other chick still left in Danity Kane celebrated the release of their new computer generated album outside an off-strip Wendy’s in Las Vegas. Neither of the girls wore bras which represents the better part of their musical contribution to an album whose buyers should be tagged like migratory birds so we […]


What If Danity Kane Reunited and Nobody Noticed?

July 22, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Who can forget where they were when they heard Aubrey O’Day had left Danity Kane? Aubrey didn’t quit so much as Sean Combs fired her for having vagina lust. Aubrey showed them all by growing her totally natural breasts two cup sizes entirely through the power of prayer. She then released a solo album that […]


Aubrey ODay’s Career Seems to Be Going Well

February 20, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure what Aubrey O’Day has been up to in the six years since Diddy kicked her out of his fake MTV girl group. Whatever she’s been doing, she seems to be really crushing it. Not just anybody can afford an older Asian hermaphrodite to cinch their waist  so tight that their tits inflate […]


Aubrey O’Day is Looking Pretty Good

December 12, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that Danity Kane is a thing again and people are apparently paying money to see them perform (although I don’t have any proof of that), the girl group’s only real star, Aubrey O’Day, is getting more exposure. For instance, as she told her Instagram followers and general perverts yesterday, she’s been posing for a […]


Aubrey O’Day’s Breasts Attended The American Music Awards

November 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last night, the crown jewel of music award ceremonies that nobody really gives a rat’s ass about, the American Music Awards, took place in Los Angeles, and everyone from Miley Cyrus to Taylor Swift showed up to pat each other on the backs for making America’s children stupider by the minute. The members of Danity […]


Aubrey O’Day Wants You To Know She’s Not Fat

August 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Aubrey O’Day hasn’t ever been mistaken for a runway model, in that she’s always been a little bit big-boned. I don’t want to necessarily say that she’s fat, but if she didn’t have huge tits to always distract me, I’d probably say that she’s fat. At least that’s how she looked last month in Maui, […]


Aubrey O’Day’s Breasts Reunited With Danity Kane

May 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you’re one of the 12 people on this planet desperately waiting for Aubrey O’Day and those other girls to reunite for a new Danity Kane album and tour, then you are in luck. The 29-year old singer and professional tit-squisher apparently had lunch with three of her old girl group counterparts in Los Angeles […]