Madison Beer Suds Guzzler and Shit Around the Web

October 30, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Hot celebs in their hottest Halloween costumes and much more!


Kate Upton Swimsuit Model and Shit Around the Web

October 12, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Hot babes in bed sheets, famous painted breasts, and more!


Avril Lavigne Pegs Zuckerberg

December 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you’re worth fifty billion, consider hiring a professional give your material a once over before taking the stage. Zuckerberg did a selfie-promo for Jarvis, the new A.I. technology from Facebook that will speak extremely eloquently while secretly selling your online behavior to marketing agencies.


Nickleback Gets Dumped And Shit Around The Web

September 2, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Canadian skateboard enthusiast and singer Avril Lavigne has split with Chad Kroeger from Nickleback. I guess she came to the conclusion we all know: nothing that has ever happened is as terrible as Nickleback. Read more about Canadian heartbreak. (TMZ) Hannah May Rose takes off her clothes outside. (Egotastic All-Stars) These are the hottest NFL […]


Avril Lavigne Doesn’t Hate The Orientals Like You Think She Does

April 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As the music world knows by now, Avril Lavigne and her Nickelback life partner have released another bit of culture sheizen into the archives of all things inexplicably horrible. It’s Hello Kitty, as if an afflicted girl who has been staring catatonic at the wall for a decade suddenly burst into a Sailor Moon song […]


Avril Lavigne Must Be Stopped (VIDEO)

April 23, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

As fast as people can complain about what a terrible song and video it is, Avril Lavigne‘s latest, “Hello Kitty,” is being pulled from YouTube, and that’s probably a very good thing. Co-written by her husband Chad Kroeger, “Hello Kitty” is an orgy of awful sounds and incredibly stupid lyrics, ushering Canada’s leading wannabe female […]


Avril Lavigne Probably Isn’t Pregnant After All

December 10, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

There had been rumors going around that Chad Kroeger had knocked Avril Lavigne up shortly after they were married in July, and that was scary because it would have been the first sign of the impending apocalypse. At least, I’m pretty sure my bible studies mentioned something about Satan conquering the Earth thanks to the […]


Deryck Whibley Took Avril Lavigne’s Name When They Married

November 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If it wasn’t already bad enough that his wife divorced him only to eventually marry the lead singer of Nickelback, Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley has finally filed the proper paperwork to legally change his name back to Deryck Jason Whibley. That’s because after he married Avril Lavigne in 2006, Deryck legally became Deryck Jason […]


Avril Lavigne Still Looks Kind Of Pregnant

November 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Avril Lavigne hosted an album release party last night at FINALE in New York City, and obviously our hearts go out to the people who were chained inside the building and forced to listen to that horrible nightmare. But as they recover from that violation, people are once again asking whether or not Avril looks […]


Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Finally Released Their Duet (VIDEO)

October 16, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

It was only a matter of time before Avril Lavigne and her husband and Nickelback lead singer Chad Kroeger fulfilled their threat to release a duet, and yesterday was the big day with the unveiling of their new music video for “Let Me Go.” The easiest way to describe this video without using terms like […]