Don’t Let Ellen Degeneres Name Your Child

November 14, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

People are not pets. Celebrities still haven’t figured that out yet. Naming your child something you would name your french bulldog will only make your kid hate you when they’re old enough to realize what happened


Stella Maxwell Thong Cheeks

March 11, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

CBS ran a Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Special for their audience demo that hasn’t purchased a bikini since they tried to get the one just like Ursula Andress wore in Dr. No. The Swimsuit Special is a companion piece to the Lingerie Special each December where the models come out covered in massive feathery costumes because […]


Candice Swanepoel And Behati Prinsloo Bikini On The Beach And Shit Around The Web

March 4, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Some might say that wearing lingerie at the beach doesn’t make any sense. Those people can bite me. If Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo want to frolic in the panties at the beach that’s their right as Americans…or wherever the hell they are from. I celebrate their right to lingerie. (Last Men On Earth) Courtnie […]


Behati Prinsloo Topless Fashion

September 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes I like to leer at the tits on the wives of dude’s I don’t think I’d like very much and imagine it bothers the shit out of them. Pretty fucking petty. Deep down, I know they are soaking it all in. Which just proves there’s no way to win. Cover her face in your […]


Behati Prinsloo Prone To Sausage Fests

April 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Victoria’s Secret angel and chick who fucks Adam Levine with a straight face Behati Prinsloo posted a photo of herself in a chlamydia oozing pool and captioned it with “#Casual#Dudesoup#mexico.” The only thing casual about this panic inducing cess pond is the ease at which these gents are staring at your ass while they urinate. Perhaps […]


Behati Prinsloo Bare Ass And Shit Around The Web

April 1, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

The wind did us all a favor and blew up Behati Prinsloo’s skirt at a Tommy Hilfiger show. I guess God wanted to see her ass. Or she did. Thought probably not her husband who still finds girl parts gross. Check out Behati’s lovely bare ass. (TMZ) Robert Pattinson might wed his latest beard FKA […]


Behati Prinsloo See Through

March 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That awkward moment when you accidentally catch sight of your buddy’s wife’s nipples. You shouldn’t look, but you do. God made your nuts, he didn’t write anybody’s wedding vows. I don’t know what to say. You’re a pig. Embrace it. She’s got nice nips. Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret


Behati Prinsloo Nip Slip At Oscar Party

February 24, 2015 | nipslip | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Like much of America, the entrance of Maroon 5 at the Oscars signaled a four minute window to take a much needed dump. If I want to see handsome men moping, I can sit outside any casting call in this town. That is how I intend to spend my golden years. Watching those who God […]


Behati Prinsloo Remains Pretty Hot

January 15, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In between wishing Adam Levine to drown in the tiniest of urine puddles, there’s some begrudging respect for being in a band and using it to bone tons of hot women. That’s execution to a solid plan. I flipped the TV on in the middle of the night recently and saw that same fortunate fuck […]


Adam Levine and His Wife Who Looks Better in Modeling Photos Seem Lovable

October 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are things I love about Los Angeles. The weather, the Mexican food so authentic the tortillas have tuberculosis baked right in, the fact that girls don’t ask lots of followup questions when you tell them you work in the moving pictures business. Then there’s shit I hate. I could make a list, but a […]

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