Bella Hadid Gifts Paps Roses For V-Day For Self-Awareness

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Someone’s looking for love in all the right places. Japanese sex robot Bella Hadid has been oddly caught up with her self-awareness updates over the past year. In September of 2017 she defended a pap smear against her own bodyguard, and on Valentine’s Day she gifted the photographic artists with roses outside of Mr. Chow in […]


Would You Hit It: Topless Bella Hadid Doggie Style

February 3, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Japanese sex robot Bella Hadid appears to be crushing a dog with her robo strength in this new Instagram picture, and her most recent upgrade apparently allows her to create something that sort of registers as a human smile. Like in The Polar Express when Tom Hanks kind of looked like a man but also kind of […]


Bella And Gigi Hadid Get Closer Than Most Sisters With No Clothes

February 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With arguments that allegedly contain logical reasoning floating around like men aren’t gay unless the tips touch, it’s not incest unless the tits touch and one sister gets turned on. The same way I’m not taking sexy pictures sword fighting my brother in the bathroom is the same way Bella’s and Gigi’s hoohas should be […]


What The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Looks Like Now Left Audiences Gasping

January 25, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Bella Hadid obviously isn’t PETA-friendly, because she stepped out on the streets of NYC sporting the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man carcas as a coat. Sick bitch. We shouldn’t really give a crap what Hadid wears on here, but we should be bothered by the fact that she considers herself somewhat of a style icon. In Hadid’s mind there’s […]


Rachel Fenton Flauntin’ Funbags and Crap Around the Web

January 25, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Riverdale‘s Vanessa Morgan is hot of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Taryn Manning pissed about her SAG dress (TMZ) Bella Hadid nipslip on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah (TaxiDriverMovie) Rachel Fenton sexy figure at awards party (Egotastic) Instagram Hottie of the Week: Nicola (EgotasticAllStars) Hilary Duff gets leggy and curvy in tight leggings (Popoholic) Bella Thorne topless and in need of a bath […]


Bella Hadid, Em Rat Cow, and Alexis Ren Lose Clothes In The Name Of Love

December 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

As we come to the closing chapter of 2017 the countdown to Christmas and the New Year is a glorious one thanks to a few women who aren’t too fond of wearing clothes. 


Adriana Lima Stands Down on Nudity on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #113

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The best part about covering Hollywood insanity, irrationality, and hypocrisy for a living is the never ending supply of content. 


Madison Iseman’s All Woman and Shit Around the Web

December 13, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Bella busty at basketball, Golden Globe Nominudes, and more!


Bella Hadid Robo Boobs In New York City

December 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Beep boop bop boop beep. Japanese sex robot to the stars Bella Hadid let her tits spill out all over Brooklyn yesterday while recharging her batteries on the set of some porn photo shoot. People legitimately seem to care about these pap smear pics from the momentous occasion, and I can only assume it’s because Hadid does us the courtesy of hiding her face in at least a couple of the pics while showing off her only redeeming feature(s). Lord knows people aren’t lining up for what’s going on below the waist. Unless they think they’re witnessing at one of those tragic old-timey circus sideshow acts from the 1800’s. Step right up to see a whore. 


Bella Hadid Pushed to Tears Over U.S. Embassy Move

December 8, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bella Hadid used her father’s birthright to declare the proposed U.S. embassy move to Jerusalem to be the saddest day in the history of sadness.