Bella Thorne Sticky Again

February 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It seems like just yesterday we were looking at a probably in danger but miraculously put together Bella Thorne twirling around in front of her old predator boyfriend on Instagram, but now she’s back to looking like a strung-out addict that Jesse Pinkman would turn down for looking too much like trailer trash. And basically […]


Bella Thorne Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Women manically twirling in front of the camera makes up an increasingly large percentage of the Internet, and while no one, and I do mean no one, will look as unhinged as Britney Spears doing her Kohl’s fashion shows, Bella Thorne is a worthy runner-up in this new Instagram video. Before we get to her predator […]


Alexis Ren Instagram Champion and Crap Around the Web

February 5, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

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Bella Thorne Accused Of Rap

January 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I hereby sentence Bella Thorne to life in prison without lipgloss and cocaine for the most heinous rap case this court has seen since Iggy Azalea crawled out of a bin of rejected doll parts. The sassy starlet is doing everything she can to shred whatever semblance of a reputation she once had for being such a talented… […]


Rachel Fenton Flauntin’ Funbags and Crap Around the Web

January 25, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Riverdale‘s Vanessa Morgan is hot of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Taryn Manning pissed about her SAG dress (TMZ) Bella Hadid nipslip on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah (TaxiDriverMovie) Rachel Fenton sexy figure at awards party (Egotastic) Instagram Hottie of the Week: Nicola (EgotasticAllStars) Hilary Duff gets leggy and curvy in tight leggings (Popoholic) Bella Thorne topless and in need of a bath […]


Rob Lowe And His Vag SLAM Bella Thorne For Mudslide Tweet

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I’ve suspected for quite a while that Rob Lowe is the owner of a hot pink pussy, and he all but confirmed this horrifying image yesterday by getting into a Twitter brawl with a twenty-year-old girl. Yes, the girl is botched starlet Bella Thorne, who already has the life experience and overall aesthetic of a […]


Bella Thorne Sexually Assaulted Until Age Of 14

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Bella Thorne was sexually abused as a child. This is about as shocking as finding out that Mama Ariel Winter, Crystal with a capital C, whored out her daughter to anyone that would have her from the second she could stand on two feet. With Thorne, it’s more like since the age she could lay […]


Ariel Winter Dove Girl Audition And Shit Around The Web

December 29, 2017 | crap around the web | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan bikini snake bite survivor (DrunkenStepfather)

Guess the celebrity robe upper thigh goodness (TMZ)

Texas dad finds his 13-year old son boffing his teacher in the back of her car! (CaseyAnthony)

Madison Beer maj cameltoe bulge (TaxiDriverMovie)

Ariel Winter embraces curves (Egotastic)

School Of Rock chick nipple bonanza (EgotasticAllStars)

Bella Thorne in retro lingerie (Popoholic)

Boobtastic Kimberly Garner for president (HollywoodTuna)

Top Ten Oscar Actresses Nude (Mr.Skin)

Alyssa Milano pale nips for birthday (Fleshbot)


Bella Thorne “Ain’t No Two Pump Chump” On Giant Penis (VIDEO)

December 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Ragged Anne Doll Bella Thorne always manages to one-up her crazy shenanigans – creating Internet buzz and generating comments like “ew” and “I thought she was dead” – and this turn on a giant mechanical penis is no different. The twenty-year-old hypothetical actress took to Snapchat to share a video of her strung out self gyrating on a what could double as Kim Kardashian’s dildo while a potential suitor sends the words of encouragement “You ain’t no two pump chump” that all twenty-year-old girls should hear. Get you a man who films you straddling a mechanical penis while yelling at you.


Rita Ora Lingerie Model and Shit Around the Web

November 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

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