Brandi Glanville, Mother of the Year

November 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Siblings can be pretty simple minded sometimes. Who cares about a bed time when your older sister needs a picture with Brandi Glanville for social media, a closet shrine, or however she chooses to worship women who are more beautiful and famous.


Krupa and Glanville Settle Smelly Snatch Spat

August 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Our long national terminally fishy twat nightmare is over. Joanna Krupa and Brandi Glanville have settled Krupa’s defamation suit against Glanville for going on Andy Cohen’s show and insisting reliable sources told her Krupa’s vag smelled something wretched. Followed up by explaining what a vagina was to Andy Cohen. An asshole for weird people.


Joanna Krupa Doesn’t Prove Non-Stank Puss

July 28, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The most recent update in this tale of love and yeast is that Krupa has yet to turn over medical records from her gynecologist proving a grade-A vag. Now Glanville is filing that the case be thrown out since Krupa has had more than enough time to produce the records since first requested in January. Does Krupa have a sour patch? Will she get revenge for slander? Will the judge be forced to do the sniff test? Stay tuned for the rest of this stupid story.


Brandi Glanville Defends Stinky Pussy Comment in Deposition

July 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody took Joanna Krupa’s defamation suit against Real Housewives cast mate Brandi Glanville seriously. Krupa sued over Glanville’s public comments about Krupa’s stinky pussy. Rather absurd. And likely not something the judge will allow to be tested in court like O.J.’s glove.


Brandi Glanville Still Riding LeAnn Rimes

June 7, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Transitioning Joker Brandi Glanville isn’t done huffing LeAnn Rimes fame contrails yet. The battle of celebrity parasitics began when Rimes cheated with Glanville’s then husband Eddie Cibrian in 2010, while Rimes was still married to Dean Sheremet.


Brandi Glanville Denied

July 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Basic cable reality show fame skews your view of your place in the world. That’s how you end up swearing at a doorman in Hollywood where the Jenner girls and Taylor Swift hang out late night. The Nice Guy bouncer just scoffed at your Bravo network name drop. Andy Cohen’s inside dispensing hummers in the gender inclusive bathroom. This makes no sense. Forty-three and D-list just struck you right in the face.


Brandi Glanville Explains Screwing Schedule

June 29, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ex Real Housewives star Brandi Glanville revealed she has a list of random stunt cocks and ex-boyfriends she calls to service her with a weed whacker in times of need. There was zero demand for this information but the twelve women who still admit they watched that show should find this information titillating while they’re undergoing dialysis.


Brandi Glanville Ass Attacks LeAnn Rimes

April 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every weekend LeAnn Rimes shows up to her step-kid’s AYSO game and wonders if a soccer injury could potentially fell the remaining connection her husband has to bio-mom Brandi Glanville. That’s about the time that bitch shows up in some kind of breezy stripper outfit with no bra to remind LeAnn that her husband’s progeny […]


Brandi Glanville Job Hunting

July 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brandi Glanville was either fired from her Bravo Housewives show or she quit to pursue other ripe and golden opportunities. The latter being the extraction and sale of her pickled glands to exotic food courts in the aristocratic neighborhoods of Shanghai. When you’re a drunk mom, lots of shit happens in your life that you […]