Brandi Glanville Nipple

March 26, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brandi Glanville is a case study in why the steady farmer puts down even his best horse when she’s past her prime. It’s hard to watch the decline. And you can only feed so many mouths. Also, that horse might decide to start appearing on Bravo!, a network that now exists solely to examine what […]

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Joanna Krupa Sues For Pussy Defamation And Shit Around The Web

January 23, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa is suing her Real Housewife co-star Brandi Glanville for slander against her pussy. Apparently, Glanville made statements to the effect that Krupa’s vag smelled like the Gowanus Canal at low tide. Can you sue for vaginal defamation? I don’t see why not. Read all about Joanna Krupa’s stanky business. (Dlisted) Aubrey Plaza smokes […]

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Brandi Glanville Drinking In a Bikini For A Change

November 14, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brandi Glanville claims she’s officially given up provoking fights with LeAnn Rimes, even though LeAnn remains a crazy slut who stole her husband. This comes after Glanville’s marketing intern determined she’s no longer getting any media play from the fake feuds. Given that Glanville still colon cleanses with a gallon of Stoli each morning, sticking […]

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Brandi Glanville Craves Attention Too

July 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Now that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have their own reality show dedicated to pretending they have better things to talk about than Eddie’s ex-wife Brandi Glanville, Brandi felt the telltale publicity sting in her vagina quarters pushing her to get back out in public and show off her tits and ass. It’s often good […]

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Brandi Glanville Couldn’t Be More Popular

February 22, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brandi Glanville had everything working for at her book signing. Her award winning semi-sober smile. Makeup caked on in all the right spots. Several copies of her book, I’m an Inebriated Whore, Somebody Please Bury Me in the Desert, and tons of cameras and publicity assistants at the ready. She was just missing one thing. […]

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Brandi Glanville Has a New Book And Genital Warts

February 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brandi Glanville is dropping a new book just about every week now. That has to be considered highly fucking prolific for a raging alcoholic with a moderate level of intellgence. Which just goes to show, you can get tons of shit done when you’re long term unemployed. Put that in your Obama criticism pipe and […]

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Brandi Glanville Is The Latest Reality Star To Say Something Dumb

January 18, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When you see a headline like “Brandi Glanville says she ‘wanted to be molested as a child’”, you might get the idea that the reality star admitted that she was molested a long, long time ago and was somehow cool with it. While that would still be incredibly stupid, it’s pretty misleading, because the reason […]

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Brandi Glanville Says Black People Can’t Swim

December 12, 2013 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes it’s hard to tell with drunks if they want attention or they just say stupid shit because they’re snookered. Last month Brandi Glanville announced that Joanna Krupa’s pussy smelled bad. Now, she’s drunk again by the pool on whatever stupid fucking show she’s on telling the dark skinned member of the cast that of […]

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Brandi Glanville Is Number One

November 19, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The last time Brandi Glanville went out and got snookered, she ended up stumbling around West Hollywood with her ass exposed and a tampon string hanging out from between her legs. Relative to that, this weekend’s sober drinking birthday dinner was relatively tame. At least, there was a posse of helpful people put in place […]

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Brandi Glanville Said Joanna Krupa’s Pussy Smells

November 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girl fights without hair pulling or makeup sex are inherently uninteresting. But sober living challenged Brandi Glanville decided to go the ultimate below the belt blow on fellow Real Housewives cast member Joanna Krupa by saying that she heard from a dude Joanna slept with that Krupa’s pussy smelled. And I don’t mean like a […]

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