Brittney Palmer Almost Murdered

July 9, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

UFC Ring Girl Brittney Palmer was almost murdered to the death after he husband flew into a jealous rage. It’s possible his story will differ. Something closer to, she’s lying. Palmer claims her husband, who is usually a super nice dude who chia gardens and volunteers with children, threw her around their home and nearly choked […]


Arianny Celeste And Brittney Palmer Are After Hosts

September 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

UFC after parties are key ever since UFC responded to their shittier fight night cards by raising pay-per-view prices to Paris Hilton’s weekend cocaine tab. They schedule some pretty decent match-ups, then cancel when some fighter’s roid box blows or their dog chews off their flexor tendon while they’re sleeping in their van behind the […]


Arianny Celeste And Brittney Palmer In Bikinis

August 27, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It must be nice to make the cut above Hooters waitress. Your soul smells less like fried chicken. I’d scalpel, insert, freeze, super-size, inject, and satanically murder whatever it took to reach the rung where you got bathrobes and director’s chairs on breaks instead of a guy named Carlos trying to massage your sideboob. I […]


Brittney Palmer Poses In Bikinis

August 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The good news about naming your daughter Brittney is that no matter which one of the ten or so spellings available, she’s guaranteed to grow up to be making rent with her tits. You name your girl Gladys, she might grow up to be a rocket scientist, she might just make it to CVS overnight […]


Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer Should Fight

April 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

UFC can’t seem to put on a title fight anybody cares $60 worth about. But they do know how to find hot ass ring girls. Like Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer. These bubble headed babes hold up ring cards and get naked for Playboy which has made them celebrities. I’d pay $60 on PPV to […]