Lauren E. Hubbard Barely Contained and Shit Around the Web

December 22, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sofia Richie dancing, Natasha Poly nude, and more!


Calvin Klein Still Likes Them Young

May 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Calvin Klein’s is under attack for exploiting rape culture porn memes to sell jeans and underwear. The Calvin Klein marketing obsession with underaged girls dates back to a young Brooke Shields suggesting double-entendres about her jeans and the men who would like to cover her in jizz. Forty years later Klein’s got a chick flashing her panties upskirt as part of the I in My Calvin’s Campaign. She “flashes” in hers. If you had “studies for my organic chem exams” you can tear up your ticket.


Brooke Shields Is a Crappy Escort

February 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Richard Lugner is that Austrian mall developer who pays half a million to one Hollywood celebrity chick every year to be his date to the grand Viennese Opera opening. Fifty bucks gets you a street hooker. Half a million buys you a B-list celebrity and a vague promise of a happy ending. The parts are dusty but the instinct finely oiled. […]