Bryana Holly in Lingerie

February 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bryana Holly is one of those iconic signature cheesecake models of our times. Ignored by traditional commercial modeling avenues, Holly set about to earn herself a seat at the table by dating known names in celebrity and entertainment and posting a ton of nearly naked photos alongside obligatory inspirational quotes.


Bryana Holly Is the New Hot Chick Everybody’s Dating

January 18, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The role of about half-dozen super good looking not super well paid models is to date various second tier celebrities. Ryan Reynolds and Bradley Cooper can get their own high profile girlfriends.


Brody Jenner’s Ex Has Many Jobs

September 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I admire this chick for how she pivoted out of her busted relationship with one of Caitlyn Jenner’s sons who publicly stated he’s happy for his father while burning all their shared photos. Bryana Holly had herself all hooked into the reality money life before things went sideways. Brody Jenner was once the ticket. Then he wasn’t. No time for tears.


Not Your Father’s Forever 21

May 24, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Forever 21 is famous for ripping off fashion designers and producing their same trending crap at cheap prices for girls who imagine themselves Zooey Deschanel. They’re also known for their born-again Christian immigrant owners who turned discount fashion into a four billion dollar personal net worth.


Bryana Holly Is Your New Celebrity Girlfriend

April 7, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bryana Holly is now the chick linked to dating no less than eleven different celebrities. It’s a good spot for her. Not so enticing for the dude who gets sloppy elevenths. She became popular when she was dating the Jenner kid Bruce sired when he was still biting his lip and banging women in the […]


Bryana Holly and Rocky Barnes in Bikinis

November 24, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I couldn’t figure out who the third chick is. Let’s just hope she films the other two well when they pleasure each other because hot women in bikinis can’t stop fucking in the changing room. Everything you needed to know you learned in kindergarten. Everything I needed to know I learned from watching Cinemax. You […]


Bryana Holly Topless to Sell DSTLD Jeans

May 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are two big moments in any Jenner kids life. The first is when you realize you’re good looking and living in L.A. and you don’t really ever have to get a real job. The second is the day dad comes to you and respectfully requests you start calling him Priscilla. It’s a trade off […]


Bryana Holly Is Almost Nude

January 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bryana Holly is kind of a model. She became well known for being Brody Jenner’s girlfriend this past year until they suddenly broke up after the Halloween Party at the Playboy Mansion. They immediately erased all the Instagram photos of each other on their respective accounts, vanished, as if their special social media love never […]