Khloe Kardashian Calls Out Chloe Moretz’s Asshole

July 19, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lost in the fact that Taylor Swift has been proven to be an opportunistic liar is that the whole ordeal is actually making the dead eyed Kardashian family seem likable. In short, Swift agreed to let Kanye West write a mutually beneficial rap lyric about her and proceeded to lie and say she didn’t. This irked Kim Kardashian because even loose assed whores have morals.


Chloe Moretz in A Bikini

August 4, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I could look up how old Chloe Moretz is, but I’d rather claim ignorance when ICE comes to get me and mail me to Honduras to show they’re doing something. I know she’s been in about ten movies I’ve never seen before. Including the upcoming one about a young woman in a coma who has […]


Kristen Stewart’s Thong Stars In Clouds Of Sil Maria (VIDEO)

May 23, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

With her emotionless, boring acting, Kristen Stewart has always been perfect for an artsy, foreign Cannes Film Festival movie like Clouds of Sils Maria. In her latest role, she plays a young woman attracted to her older boss, who is an aging actress appropriately played by Juliette Binoche, and I guess they’re lesbians or something, […]

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