Christina Aguilera, Courtney Stodden, Or Random Hooker?

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I wanted to set you guys up with something really special and hot before the weekend but then I saw this and thought you might actually want to see a 90’s cum storage facility in a bathtub. Did I guess correctly? Actually, Christina Aguilera always struck me as someone who had about as much pizzazz […]


Elizabeth Banks Sexy Pranks and Shit Around the Web

December 18, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sexy WWE Superstars, 12 Days of Titsmas, and more!


The Kylie Jenner Promotional Program Seems Relatively Simple

December 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Wake up. Arrange your tits into some semblance of barely covered. Ask your driver where he’s taking you that evening. Or don’t. We all had relatively uncomplicated jobs at nineteen. When Kylie Jenner gets older they’ll trust her with more complicated roles such as voicing opposition to the Armenian genocide and using the word “exhaustion” to describe your husband’s condition when nonstop sodomy seems TMI.


Christina Aguilera Making Moves

August 13, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Christina Aguilera apparently got drunk and horny and went on Instagram and took a fairly tame topless selfie, or just decided to get into this game super late and boring. Aguilera’s selfie or possibly a screenshot lifted from Eyes Wide Shut shows her topless and covering her giant melons with her face obscured. It is taken from […]


Even More On Christina Aguilera Calling Mickey Mouse An Asshole

December 31, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Christina Aguilera reportedly went to Disneyland with her friends to celebrate her birthday and fittingly threw a tantrum because these are all things adults shouldn’t do. Aguilera apparently wanted to take a photo with Mickey Mouse, but the convicted child porn trafficker inside the costume said he had to go on break to smoke a […]


Xtina Tells Mickey Mouse To Fuck Off And Shit Around The Web

December 30, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Christina Aguilera melted down while on a visit to Disneyworld when a Mickey Mouse going on break refused to take pictures with her. She had a few unsavory words for Mickey. I mean, call him a high-pitched anal fister, but don’t tell him “fuck you”. That’s rude. Read all about Christina mistreating a guy in […]


Christina Aguilera Wants To Do Playboy

August 14, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Christina Aguilera wants to pose naked in Playboy after she gives birth to her second child by whomever she’s banging these days. That sentence is akin to saying she wants to go drag racing after slamming down a power hour. Just because you want to do something doesn’t make it a good idea. Playboy used […]


Christina Aguilera Naked Pregnant Mom Boobs

August 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Whenever people talk about Christina Aguilera, they always say she’s reinventing herself. I think that means she’s losing weight again after packing on a few. Or she’s decided to try sobriety in the noon hour. In this case, Christina’s reinventing herself once more by boldly being the twenty-eighth celebrity to pose naked while pregnant for […]


Lady Gaga Distancing Herself from R. Kelly

January 4, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Maybe it wasn’t the best idea for a woman to launch a bawdy sexualized song with a known defiler of underaged girls. Lady Gaga probably didn’t give a shit until her new album tanked in sales simultaneous to the uproar over R. Kelly’s pissing on pubescent girls came back into the media spotlight. Such is the […]